Haircut

<br>A guy sticks his head into a barber's shop and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?"<br>The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says: "About 2 hours."<br><br>The guy left.<br><br>A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks: "How long before I can get a haircut?"<br>The barber looks around at the shop and says: "About 3 hours."<br><br>The guy left <br><br>A week later the same guy stuck his head in the Shop and asked: "How long before I can get a haircut?"<br> The barber looked around the shop and said: "About an hour and half."<br><br>The guy left.<br><br>The barber turned to a friend and said: "Hey Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes.<br> He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then, he doesn't ever come back."<br><br>A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.<br>The barber asked, "So, where does that guy go when he leaves?"<br><br>Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said: "Your House."<br>

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... That's how professional thieves do it... casing the homes &amp; knowing the homeowners' work hours. Viola!

Either that, or "visiting" their wives....<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>

.. yea, that &amp; many more! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">

"Either that, or "visiting" their wives"<br><br>Andrea,<br>I just love the way you think! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Tim

Brings new meaning to the phrase..."More bang for your buck"

lol<br><br><blockquote> "visiting" their wives</blockquote>That was my only thought too <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">