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06-29-1976, 07:41 AM
PeepingScott

So When" it actually resembles a "Swollen Log". It's NitroJohnny he wishes to flog while he's jammin' to the Troggs Squeeling not like a pig, but a hog!
03-28-2002, 03:41 PM
CHEVY57

So When" it actually resembles a "Swollen Log". It's NitroJohnny he wishes to flog while he's jammin' to the Troggs
06-29-2002, 08:41 AM
CHEVY57

So When" it actually resembles a "Swollen Log". It's NitroJohnny he wishes to flog while he's jammin' to the Troggs
03-28-2004, 03:45 PM
Beach bomb

Little Bo Peep has lost her hammerhead sharks, They're eating children in pools in neighbourhood parks! when we told the little disobeyers "don't stay out after darks!" cause they'll stir the dogs and all they do is barks.
03-28-2007, 03:46 PM
PeepingScott

Hell bent for leather on a moonlit night
06-29-2007, 07:46 AM
PeepingScott

Hell bent for leather on a moonlit night
03-28-2008, 03:55 PM
cockycpa

if it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's, on the label, label, label... it'll get shoved behind the steak and beer on my table, table, table... it would brought out by my maid, Hazel, Hazel, Hazel.......... Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about canned veggies said Clark Gable, Gable, Gable
06-29-2008, 07:55 AM
cockycpa

if it says Libby's, Libby's, Libby's, on the label, label, label... it'll get shoved behind the steak and beer on my table, table, table... it would brought out by my maid, Hazel, Hazel, Hazel.......... Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn about canned veggies said Clark Gable, Gable, Gable
04-02-2009, 04:56 PM
groggerbug

The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Poet and don't know it? Okay, let's see how this rolls here, or if it rolls at all... We've done progressive stories before, and those were pretty fun. This is somethingthat my sister and two cousins have been doing for several years now, via email, and we've had a lot of fun with it; so I figgered I'd give it a tryhere. Here's how it works... I'll post the first line of a poem. The object is to have a four-line poem, all rhyming. So say I post: groggerbug had this really lame notion The next person copies that line, pastes it into a reply, and adds a second line: groggerbug had this really lame notion to walk to the beach and spit in the ocean So the next person copies both lines, pastes them into a reply, and adds a third line: groggerbug had this really lame notion to walk to the beach and spit in the ocean ready to expectorate, he was stopped mid-motion And again, the fourth person copies the three lines, pastes them into a reply, and adds the great fourth-line punchline! groggerbug had this really lame notion to walk to the beach and spit in the ocean ready to expectorate, he was stopped mid-motion by a bikini-clad babe who needed help with her lotion So that's all there is to it! Then someone else can start off with a new first line. It helps if you can choose ending words forthe first line that are reasonably "rhymable".... and it is a family site, so try to keep it... ahem... at least reasonably on the cleanside....<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"> Okay, so here goes with the first line..... have some fun with it! Osgood had a most unusual thing he did whenever he ate
04-02-2009, 05:12 PM
aranjaloca1

He'd eat the bread (or toast) and part of the plate.
04-02-2009, 05:17 PM
MissMaverick

Osgood had a most unusual thing he did whenever he ate He'd eat the bread (or toast) and part of the plate. Unfortunately this happened while he was on a date,
04-02-2009, 05:40 PM
ziurtoys

Osgood had a most unusual thing he did whenever he ate He'd eat the bread (or toast) and part of the plate. Unfortunately this happened while he was on a date, Lulu dislike that and creamed him into a paste.
04-02-2009, 05:47 PM
twinny4

Cool. Sound like fun already. I'll start the next poem. There once was a man from Nantucket. <img style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image"> Sorry, here goes: One day while out riding his bike ~Karen
04-02-2009, 05:57 PM
smb1569

One day while out riding his bike on a path dangerously near the dike
04-02-2009, 06:05 PM
CHEVY57

One day while out riding his bike on a path dangerously near the dike he stoped to say hi, and she said "Take a hike"
04-02-2009, 06:29 PM
PeepingScott

I've got the perfect last line, but it crosses the boundries established as rules here!!! DRATS!!!
04-02-2009, 06:32 PM
ravenstang

One day while out riding his bike on a path dangerously near the dike he stoped to say hi, and she said "Take a hike" and he laughed as she rode away on her trike!
04-02-2009, 06:56 PM
Charger68

Ther............. Never mind, ADD just kicked in.............
04-02-2009, 07:01 PM
PeepingScott

I'll start the next one: While Dave's A.D.D. started to engage,
04-02-2009, 07:07 PM
MINGOTOY

While Dave's A.D.D. started to engage, He got into a rage,
04-02-2009, 07:12 PM
groggerbug

While Dave's A.D.D. started to engage, He got into a rage, As Scott tried to shove him back in his cage,
04-02-2009, 07:15 PM
Charger68

The 2739573045750557305 mods interfered and decided members should really NOT engage,
04-02-2009, 07:25 PM
groggerbug

Hey, somehow the rhythm and flow of that one went astray....
04-02-2009, 07:40 PM
sscont1

Hey, somehow the rhythm and flow of that one went astray.... We know, but that's the price you pay <img height="20" src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_hippie.gif" width="20" alt="image">Later, Steve
04-02-2009, 08:41 PM
Charger68

BANNED is what "the watcher-2" has to say
04-02-2009, 08:51 PM
BluCamaro

Hey, somehow the rhythm and flow of that one went astray.... We know, but that's the price you pay BANNED is what "the watcher-2" has to say does anyone still use ebay?
04-02-2009, 09:09 PM
Beach bomb

Let me start this one. Tim A young lady once known as Chevy Honey,
04-02-2009, 09:31 PM
CHEVY57

A young lady once known as Chevy Honey She sold her car 'cause she needed the money
04-02-2009, 10:06 PM
aranjaloca1

A young lady once known as Chevy Honey She sold her car 'cause she needed the money And bought a Ford, which was rather funny
04-02-2009, 10:24 PM
Charger68

<blockquote> BluCamaro wrote: <hr> Hey, somehow the rhythm and flow of that one went astray.... We know, but that's the price you pay BANNED is what "the watcher-2" has to say does anyone still use ebay?</blockquote> Who says we are done with this we have to say? Ebay, epay, they all say crap, yet this is where all the best deals are made and time after time the braggartscome to flaunt all these cars on parade.....
04-02-2009, 10:38 PM
jotogodfrey

A young lady once known as Chevy Honey She sold her car 'cause she needed the money And bought a Ford, which was rather funny But Redline Johnny will tell you, THAT IS MONEY!
04-02-2009, 11:26 PM
FabFaux

Okay, I guess it's my turn: There was this cool dude named Dave Espino
04-03-2009, 12:40 AM
smb1569

There was this cool dude named Dave Espino Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino
04-03-2009, 02:30 AM
aranjaloca1

There was this cool dude named Dave Espino Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino With, I hear, a fist of bean-o.
04-03-2009, 03:20 AM
hotbirdsplanes

There was this cool dude named Dave Espino Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino With, I hear, a fist of beano And curse all the money spent, for all we know! Geez, Fab. Could you come up with a harder word to rhyme with? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
04-03-2009, 06:06 AM
FabFaux

<blockquote> There was this cool dude named Dave Espino Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino With, I hear, a fist of beano And curse all the money spent, for all we know! Geez, Fab. Could you come up with a harder word to rhyme with? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"></blockquote><img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/rotflol.gif" alt="image">Sorry about that, chief (Gregg), but you guys have the hardest part coming up with that last line to resolve it! I might've said: "And then off to the bank to count his $Green-O$".........<img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/smilies/shrug.gif" alt="image">...I dunno, the rhythmic cadence of mine kinda sucks.<img src="http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/puke.gif" alt="">
04-03-2009, 07:25 AM
FabFaux

Okay, I don't wanna hog the board, so this'll be my last one to start until I get a chance to be the last to finish one. Ayway, There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth
04-03-2009, 09:08 AM
PeepingScott

There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth
04-03-2009, 09:26 AM
smb1569

There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth
04-03-2009, 10:37 AM
Beach bomb

<div class="scrolling"> <div> There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth seems we've been chasing them since our own birth. Tim </div> </div> <div> There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth seems we've been chasing them since our own birth. Tim </div> There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth seems we've been chasing them since our own birth. Tim

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