Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

I thought it might be interesting to see what peoples favorite quotes, song lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect. might be. They can be historic, comedy, or whatever but just try to keep them within the forum rules/guidelines.

Here's one of mine which is pretty self explanatory > [B][I]"Live free or die."[/I][/B]

I like this one:

"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job. It's a depression when you lose yours"

George Carlin " The planet isn't going anywhere... We are"

"[B][I]Dont be mean to the Lunch Lady..."[/I][/B]

When I'm at work and people ask how are you......my reply is.........Living the dream!!

"Let your dog s#!# in your own yard."

Things come to those who wait but only the things left by those who hustle.

How does a blind man know when to stop wiping? OR Your father should have pulled out early!

Live every day like it's your last,
and one day you'll be right!

If I'm not wasted, the day is.

A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

Those who think they know everything annoy those of us who actually do.

[quote=adamsredlines;370034]those who think they know everything annoy those of us who actually do.[/quote]

HA!!!!!! Love it!!!

"You mean I'm going to stay this color?!?!?"

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

You can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes..
You just might find..

You get what you NEED...

[B][I]"An apple never falls far from the tree."[/I][/B]

The great George Carlin: [B][I]"[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"[/SIZE][/FONT]
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"To BE the man........you gotta BEAT the man!"

"And in the end.......the love you take....is equal to love you you gave " A day in the life,what a great song.

[QUOTE=Charger68;370103]"To BE the man........you gotta BEAT the man!"[/QUOTE]

End of thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steven Wright: [B][I]"[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2]I had a friend who was a clown. When he died all his friends went to the funeral in one car."[/SIZE][/FONT][/I][/B]

She grabs the gun
She's had enough
Tonight she'll find out
How f%&*ing tough is this man
She pulls the trigger just as fast as she can
NEVER AGAIN

"This statement cannot be proven"

[COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][SIZE=3]Thomas Jefferson[I]: "[/I][B][I]The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."[/I][/B][/SIZE] [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR]

After all is said and done, more is usually said than done......Michael

One more of my all time favorites.......A friend with weed, is a friend indeed....Michael

ass, gas, or grass...no one rides for free!!

Teddy Roosevelt:

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is
marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who
comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and
shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great
enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who
at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the
worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place
shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor
defeat."

"It means the future hasn't been written yet. No one's has, so the future is whatever you make it to be, so make a good one! Both of you!"

-Dr. Emett Brown "Doc", Back To The Future III

[B]“It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”[/B]


- Bill Hicks

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. [/B]


—Sam Kinison

"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

-Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Batman

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from Algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

"The eighties f***ing ruled, man, until that pussy Cobain came and f***ed it all up."



"I'm an old broken down piece of meat and I deserve to be all alone, I just don't want you to hate me."




- Randy 'The Ram' Robinson in The Wrestler

Suicide is the Last thing i would do.........



MK

You can't fix stupid

"a pledge pin????? On your uniform!??!?!?!?!"

heard this from mr. garrison on an episode of south park. might be from someone else:

THERES NO STUPID QUESTIONS, JUST STUPID PEOPLE.

Pink Floyd:

[B][I]We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old fears
Wish you were here [/I][/B]<!--ringtones and media links -->