Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[I]Airplane[/I]

Is you is or is you aint my baby?

~Bugs Bunny~

I dreamt I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Then I woke up and my pillow was gone.

"The candle that burns twice as bright only burns half as long..."

BladeRunner

Wherever you go.....
there you are.

"Betrayal ain't just a river in Egypt." -- Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton

"What we have here is a paradox. Now to all you numbskulls in TV land that ain't two brain surgeons havin' lunch nor is it somethin' you park your boat in between."

Cowboy Bob "Ace" Orton
Longtime WWF Wrestler

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! [I]That's[/I] the [I]Chicago[/I] way, and [I]that's[/I] how you get Capone!"


[I]The Untouchables[/I]

[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
[B]Clint Eastwood[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

50% of the people in prison wouldn't be there if they would have kept their mouth shut.