The Progressive Poetry Thread!

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

No way K!<img height="20" src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" width="20" alt="image"><p><br></p>

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus<br><br>and those people from Uranus...

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus<br><br>and those people from Uranus...<br><br>Go &amp; shop at Toy-R-Us...

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus <br><br> and those people from Uranus... <br><br> Go &amp; shop at Toy-R-Us...

<font face="Verdana" color="#996600">This thread is still going strong.<br><br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

No. It's not.

<font face="Verdana" color="#996600">This thread is still going strong.<br>Or prove us wrong.</font>

This thread is still going strong.<br>Or prove us wrong.<br>A few too many hits on the bong,

This thread is still going strong.<br>Or prove us wrong.<br>A few too many hits on the bong,<br>If I didn't edit this, the mods would remove it 'fore long!

There once was a man from Cincinnati,<br><br><br><br><br><br>Tim

There once was a man from Cincinnati,<br>His wife was just a little batty

There once was a man from Cincinnati,<br>His wife was just a little batty<br>He sat alone, rolling a fatty

There once was a man from Cincinnati,<br>His wife was just a little batty<br>He sat alone, rolling a fatty<br>But always managed to dress real natty

Tonight's the last episode of Corner Gas

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Tonight's the last episode of Corner Gas</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">It's so lame, I think I'll pass</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

<div class="scrolling"> <div> <font size="4"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">Tonight's the last episode of Corner Gas</span> <br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">It's so lame, I think I'll pass</span> <br> and watch a rerun of Easter Mass. <br><br><br> maribell <br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"></font> </div> </div> <div> <font size="4"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">Tonight's the last episode of Corner Gas</span> <br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">It's so lame, I think I'll pass</span> <br> and watch a rerun of Easter Mass. <br><br><br> maribell <br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"></font> </div> <font size="4"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">Tonight's the last episode of Corner Gas</span> <br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">It's so lame, I think I'll pass</span> <br> and watch a rerun of Easter Mass. <br><br><br> maribell <br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"></font>

Tonight's the last episode of Corner Gas<br>It's so lame, I think I'll pass<br>and watch a rerun of Easter Mass.<br>or see Jack Bauer beat some serious a$$!

The female President is not convincing,<br>

The female President is not convincing,<br>Thinking of her conceiving left me wincing,<br><br>

The female President is not convincing,<br>Thinking of her conceiving left me wincing,<br>The first Gentleman's pork she'll be mincing, <br><br>

The female President is not convincing,<br>Thinking of her conceiving left me wincing,<br>The first Gentleman's pork she'll be mincing,<br>Bet she drinks that odd Pepsi with Ginseng.

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Spring has sprung, the grass is green</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

Spring has sprung, the grass is green<br>Mowing will consume my time know what I mean

Spring has sprung, the grass is green<br>Mowing will consume my time know what I mean<br>If you're tired of mowing, douse it with kerosene

Spring has sprung, the grass is green<br>Mowing will consume my time know what I mean<br>If you're tired of mowing, douse it with kerosene<br>Before you light it, take a big whiff, your clock will be clean!

<p><font color="#003333">It's April 15th, taxes are due.<br><br><br><br>maribell</font></p>

<font color="#003333">It's April 15th, taxes are due.<br>It's time again for a MAJOR SCREW<br></font>

<font color="#003333"><font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">It's April 15th, taxes are due.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">It's time again for a MAJOR SCREW</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">In Canada, ours aren't due til the 30 for those who didn't knew</span> <img style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br></font>

<font color="#003333">It's April 15th, taxes are due.<br>It's time again for a MAJOR SCREW</font><br>I'd rather sit down &amp; drink my Mountain Dew

It's April 15th, taxes are due.<br>It's time again for a MAJOR SCREW<br>I'd rather sit down &amp; drink my Mountain Dew<br>pick the one that peels your banana...<br><br>I'll bet a Coors Light I get more back than you.<br>OR<br>The only thing worse is a big warm Yoo-Hoo.

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>It's April 15th, and I don't have a damn dime...<br>

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>It's April 15th, and I don't have a damn dime...<br>With taxes due, who can come up with a rhyme?

This thread lingers on after all of this time,<br>It's April 15th, and I don't have a damn dime...<br>With taxes due, who can come up with a rhyme?<br>When ya bury my corpse please cover it with lime!

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?<br>And I'll win myself a brand new shiny toy, er?<br>

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?<br>And I'll win myself a brand new shiny toy, er?<br>Perhaps a weathered old copy of Huck Finn an' Tom Sawyer.

Think of a word that rhymes with the word 'lawyer'?<br>And I'll win myself a brand new shiny toy, er?<br>Perhaps a weathered old copy of Huck Finn an' Tom Sawyer.<br>When done reading, please return it to the shelf in the foyer.<br>

I got home today; my clutch is starting to smell.