The Progressive Poetry Thread!

jill says jack wan'a up the hill,<br>Betcha a nickel to a dollar I can give you a thrill!<br>So meet me up a few more meters at the old mill,<br>Sounds good but we gotta keep it clean so make my pickle a dill!

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so thats why they ( pickle swingers anyway ) fetched a pail of water,

so thats why they ( pickle swingers anyway ) fetched a pail of water, <br> yeah, and by the time they got up, they were both much hotter, <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>

This thread is approaching 1,000 posts!!<br>Cheers. That's a lot of toasts.<br>Some day ShamWow! guy will be assaulting goats<br>

This thread is approaching 1,000 posts!!<br>Cheers. That's a lot of toasts.<br>Some day ShamWow! guy will be assaulting goats<br>Makes my mind think a little and feeds the boasts!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">so thats why they ( pickle swingers anyway ) fetched a pail of water,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">yeah, and by the time they got up, they were both much hotter,</span> <img style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">So they laid down in the grass and, yeah, he got her</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>What an idiot spokesman that is lacking any wit<br>

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>What an idiot spokesman that is lacking any wit<br><br>In prison, he won't be able to sit