The Progressive Poetry Thread!

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>What an idiot spokesman that is lacking any wit<br>In prison, he won't be able to sit<br>And it will be hard for him to take a chit.<br>

And the cradle...will rock<br>

And the cradle...will rock<br><br>and the cops will knock

And the cradle...will rock<br>and the cops will knock<br>and the pitcher will balk<br>

And the cradle...will rock<br>and the cops will knock<br>and the pitcher will balk<br>ShamWow guy also sells caulk!

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me?<br>

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me?<br>Maybe after a kick in the groin using my knee....<br><br>

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me?<br>Maybe after a kick in the groin using my knee....<br>Even if I beg of you with a heart-felt plea?<br>

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me? <br> Maybe after a kick in the groin using my knee.... <br> Even if I beg of you with a heart-felt plea? <br> As long as you don't mind getting stung by a honeybee! <br><br>

Honeybee, honeybee where fore art thou?<br>