The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl,

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl<br>well it bothers me, maybe we should call him Pearl?

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl<br>well it bothers me, maybe we should call him Pearl?<br>Give him a lollipop with a twirl!

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl<br>well it bothers me, maybe we should call him Pearl?<br>Hopefully as a result of the HGC, he's sterile.<br><br><br>maribell

<font color="#3300CC">If only Babe Ruth could be cloned!<br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

<font color="#3300CC">If only Babe Ruth could be cloned!<br>His pitching skills were definitely honed<br></font>

<font color="#3300CC">If only Babe Ruth could be cloned!<br>His pitching skills were definitely honed<br>Steroids. Heck no. Neither was he stoned.<br></font>HE CAN'T NEVER BE DETHRONED.<br><br><br>(sorry, I finished it. Couldn't help myself.)<br><br>maribell<br>

He was a drunk, womanizer and a troublemaker away from the field<br>

He was a drunk , womanizer and a troublemaker away from the field.<br><br>Shhhhh, but could pitch, hit and he roamed the Yankee outfield.<br><br><br>maribell

He was a drunk, womanizer and a troublemaker away from the field<br>Shhhhh, but could pitch, hit and he roamed the Yankee outfield.<br>And I heard after 2 weeks his johnson wasn't healed!<br>