The Progressive Poetry Thread!

This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime.<br>Hey Karen, why do you make it so hard to rhyme?<br>Maybe she was in a rush, you know pressed for time

You say yes, I say no<br>I say fast, you say slow<br>With that trike can the lawn you mow?<br>It's my brother-in-laws, he fixed to to make some dough.

<p>Anyone having trouble stuffing their Fupa in their pants?</p>

This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime.<br>Hey Karen, why do you make it so hard to rhyme?<br>Maybe she was in a rush, you know pressed for time<br>Time to slow down, pop open a Corona with a half a lime!

Beware of internet snakes<br>

The old woman in the shoe had so many kids even her social worker didn't know what to do<br>so she suggested to implant a pouch from a kangaroo<br>so that the kids don't get a boo-boo.<br><br><br>maribell

Beware of internet snakes<br>especially the ones offering lemon cakes

Beware of internet snakes<br>especially the ones offering lemon cakes<br>some authentic, yet many are fakes<br>

The old woman in the shoe had so many kids even her social worker didn't know what to do<br>so she suggested to implant a pouch from a kangaroo<br>so that the kids don't get a boo-boo.<br>Then go and sew up her haw-hoo

Anyone having trouble stuffing their Fupa into their pants?<br><br>eat less meat and junk, eat more plants