The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Where's Anita with a wee-wee story?<br>She must be busy getting all her reds together to do an inventory

Where's Anita with a wee-wee story? <br> She must be busy getting all her reds together to do an inventory, <br> The gal must be absolutely all in her glory <br>

Where's Anita with a wee-wee story?<br>She must be busy getting all her reds together to do an inventory,<br>The gal must be absolutely all in her glory<br>as she writes fan letters to Hugh Laurie.<br><br><br><br>If I begged; If I asked you nicely;

If I begged; If I asked you nicely;<br>Would ya get me some more of that bottle o' whiskey?,<br>

If I begged; If I asked you nicely;<br>Would ya get me some more of that bottle o' whiskey?,<br>And some "favors", to not have to ask precisely,

If I begged; If I asked you nicely;<br>Would ya get me some more of that bottle o' whiskey?,<br>And some "favors", to not have to ask precisely,<br>I' guzzle it all if you ask nicely!

O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>

O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>I worked all day fixing that door hinge.<br>

<blockquote> O' give me a word that rhymes with orange, <br> I worked all day fixing that door hinge. </blockquote> <br> OFF TOPIC: Hey, Toys...Very clever, indeed, on the '<span style="font-weight: bold;">orange</span>' rhyme.<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>

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