The Progressive Poetry Thread!

<font color="#CC6600">At last , the weekend is here.<br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

At last , the weekend is here.<br><br>And it's my birthday, of 35 year!

At last , the weekend is here.<br><br>And it's my birthday, of 35 year!<br><br>I'll bring you some porn, some Cheetos, and beer!

At last , the weekend is here.<br><br>And it's my birthday, of 35 year!<br><br>I'll bring you some porn, some Cheetos, and beer!<br><br>Be very careful as the "ShamWow" guy might be near!

<font color="#003399">Happy Birthday Shawn.<br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

Happy Birthday Shawn.<br>try not to stay up till dawn

Happy Birthday Shawn.<br>try not to stay up till dawn<br>Shawn?<br>CHAD's the one who'll be passed out on the lawn!<br>

In a moment of passion, and a fit of rage,

In a moment of passion, and a fit of rage<br>I bit off her nose &amp; spit into the birdcage

In a moment of passion, and a fit of rage<br>I bit off her nose &amp; spit into the birdcage<br>Despite the blood, she kept on dancing on her own little stage

In a moment of passion, and a fit of rage<br>I bit off her nose &amp; spit into the birdcage<br>Despite the blood, she kept on dancing on her own little stage<br>Don't often see a show like that in this day and age.

The rhymes just keep flowing, right over our tongues.

The rhymes just keep flowing, right over our tongues.<br>They say it will be over when the bell is rung.

The rhymes just keep flowing, right over our tongues.<br>They say it will be over when the bell is rung.<br>You'd think we wouldn't have another breath in our lungs,

The rhymes just keep flowing, right over our tongues.<br>They say it will be over when the bell is rung.<br>You'd think we wouldn't have another breath in our lungs<br>But not in the bathroom after smelling that dung<br>

As we prolong this thread with rymes of passion

As we prolong this thread with rymes of passion<br>Rhymes are getting harder with words like fashion

As we prolong this thread with rymes of passion<br>Rhymes are getting harder with words like fashion<br>There's more money to be made on a stage somewhere flashin'

As we prolong this thread with rymes of passion<br>Rhymes are getting harder with words like fashion<br>There's more money to be made on a stage somewhere flashin'<br>But the customers faces were left completely ashen!

It's Friday night and I ain't got a date

It's Friday night and I ain't got a date<br>I got some money cause I just got paid.

It's Friday night and I ain't got a date<br>I got some money cause I just got paid.<br>My girlfriend's on a business trip, so I'm not getting ... anything besides chili for dinner

It's Friday night and I ain't got a date<br>I got some money cause I just got paid.<br>My girlfriend's on a business trip, so I'm not getting ... anything besides chili for dinner<br>And that, by itself, makes you an instant winner!

It's Friday night and I ain't got a date<br>I got some money cause I just got paid.<br>My girlfriend's on a business trip, so I'm not getting ... anything besides chili for dinner<br>Ryan cracks me up, with the rhyme he almost made <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_biglaugh.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Ole' Grogger's made a hit, with his poetry thread,<br>

Ole' Grogger's made a hit, with his poetry thread,<br>This idea hasn't jumped the shark; it's not yet dead!

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Ole' Grogger's made a hit, with his poetry thread,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">This idea hasn't jumped the shark; it's not yet dead!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">And here I am posting to it when I should be in bed</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

So When" it actually resembles a "Swollen Log".<br>It's NitroJohnny he wishes to flog<br>while he's jammin' to the Troggs<br>Squeeling not like a pig, but a hog!<br>

<font size="4"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">Ole' Grogger's made a hit, with his poetry thread,</span><br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">This idea hasn't jumped the shark; it's not yet dead!</span><br style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)"><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,255)">And here I am posting to it when I should be in bed</span><br>It's all good Karen, don't you worry your pretty little head.</font>

3 day weekends, I think they're cool

3 day weekends, I think they're cool<br><br>just another weekend.....I'm a fool

3 day weekends, I think they're cool<br><br>just another weekend.....I'm a fool<br><br>Not until Monday will I require a tool

3 day weekends, I think they're cool<br><br>just another weekend.....I'm a fool<br><br>Not until Monday will I require a tool<br><br>Then it's right back to the labour pool!

<img height="15" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image">I have an idea<img height="20" src="http://mmb.maverick.to/images/smilies/hmmm.gif" width="20" alt="image">! Let's see how the song would have been mangled,...I mean turned out if it werewritten by the RLOL Poetry Class. Start with a line from a song and let the RLOL poet laureates finish it,....OFF!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br><p>Led Zeppelin Immigrant Song:<br><br><br>We come from the land of the ice and snow<br></p>

We come from the land of the ice and snow<br>What they really meant was crystal meth and blow

We come from the land of the ice and snow<br>What they really meant was crystal meth and blow<br>That song was about Iceland, not Mexico

We come from the land of the ice and snow<br>What they really meant was crystal meth and blow<br>That song was about Iceland, not Mexico<br>Are you completely sure, how would you really know?

We come from the land of the ice and snow<br>What they really meant was crystal meth and blow<br>That song was about Iceland, not Mexico<br>Are you completely sure, how would you really know?<br><br>I heard it once before in an interview,<br>but you can looky here, take a little boo!<a href="http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=317"><br><br>http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=317</a>

I heard it once before in an interview,<br>but you can looky here, take a little boo!<br>I was taught, "don't believe everything you read, especially in school"

I heard it once before in an interview,<br>but you can looky here, take a little boo!<br>I was taught, "don't believe everything you read, especially in school"<br>My Dad taught me that while I borrowed his pool cue!

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.<br><br><br><br><br>(Jethro Tulls ~ Thick as a Brick)