The Progressive Poetry Thread!

O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>I worked all day fixing that door hinge.<br>(Ugh...that last line would make a whore cringe!)<br><br><br>

O' give me a word that rhymes with orange,<br>I worked all day fixing that door hinge.<br>(Ugh...that last line would make a whore cringe!)<br>Your whore said to my whore, "please pass the syringe."<br>

I shot an arrow through the air,<br>

I shot an arrow through the air,<br>I targeted the dark skinned gal with the blonde hair.

I shot an arrow through the air,<br>I targeted the dark skinned gal with the blonde hair.<br>Was better than cracking her over the head with a chair,

I shot an arrow through the air,<br>I targeted the dark skinned gal with the blonde hair.<br>Was better than cracking her over the head with a chair,<br>Then the ref said, "Ladies, stop that, let's fight fair!"<br><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/smile.gif" alt="image">

I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music,<br>

I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music,<br>I stole what I wanted then grabbed a cue stick.

I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music,<br>I stole what I wanted then grabbed a cue stick,<br>I scrammed as the manager called the store dick,<br>

I went to the market to hear some shoplifting music<br>I stole what I wanted then grabbed a cue stick<br>I scrammed as the manager called the store dick<br>Busted the guard over the head and got out quick