The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.<br>In a leotard Ian likes to jump all about,

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.<br>In a leotard Ian likes to jump all about,<br>College educated too, not a dropout!

Really don't mind if you sit this one out.<br>In a leotard Ian likes to jump all about,<br>College educated too, not a dropout<br>Blows a mean flute and without a doubt!

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself<br>I once saw Mr Anderson, he looked like an elf!<br><br><br><br>(Jethro Tull opened by U.K. KILLERRRRRRRRRRRR Concert! U.K.=Bill Bruford, Allan Holdsworth, John Whetton, Eddie Jobson)

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself<br>I once saw Mr Anderson, he looked like an elf!<br>I have many of Tulls LPs some where on my shelf

That was a cool rhyme if I do say so myself<br>I once saw Mr Anderson, he looked like an elf!<br>I have many of Tulls LPs some where on my shelf<br>There's no other rhyming words 'cept for the town Guelph (Ontario)<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br><br><br>(Incidentally, Jay Leno did Guelph back in the '90s. He said the name of the city made him think of something you'd cough up<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image">!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gif" alt="image">)

<p>Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline</p>

Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline<br><br>lost in the haze of overpriced gasoline

Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline<br><br>lost in the haze of overpriced gasoline<br><br>Will perform a guillotine, what a scene, what a scene!

Soon the gypsy queen in a glaze of vaseline<br><br>lost in the haze of overpriced gasoline<br><br>Will perform a guillotine, what a scene, what a scene!<br><br>This post has jumped the shark if you know what I mean.............

<p>This thread has "jumped the shark" one dude says</p>

This thread has "jumped the shark" one dude says<br>It's been "over" for at least two days

This thread has "jumped the shark" one dude says<br>It's been "over" for at least two days<br>Yet members keep rhyming, 1 of 3 ways

This thread has "jumped the shark" one dude says<br>It's been "over" for at least two days<br>Yet members keep rhyming, 1 of 3 ways<br>you mean it's been down to you &amp; Andy for the last twp days......

Sorry Chad, you and him don't count anymore

Sorry Chad, you and him don't count anymore<br>It ain't over 'till the last man's lieing on the floor

Sorry Chad, you and him don't count anymore<br>It ain't over 'till the last man's lieing on the floor<br>Seems Andy has shown the spell checker the door,

Sorry Chad, you and him don't count anymore <br> It ain't over 'till the last man's lieing on the floor <br> Seems Andy has shown the spell checker the door, <br> Lying,...sorry, the language I didn't mean to gore! <br><br><br>

A little humor is always a good thing<br>

A little humor is always a good thing<br>Even being the target of a good zzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!

A little humor is always a good thing<br>Even being the target of a good zzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!<br>Don't fret my friend, you're an incredible human being<br>

A little humor is always a good thing <br> Even being the target of a good zzzzzzzzzzzzzzing! <br> Don't fret my friend, you're an incredible human being <br>

<p><font color="#993300">Is this thread ever going to end?<br><br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font></p>

Is this thread ever going to end?<br><br>only the powers that be can mend....

Is this thread ever going to end?<br><br>only the powers that be can mend....<br><br>I think it is great to have such fun with a friend<br>

Is this thread ever going to end?<br><br>only the powers that be can mend....<br><br>I think it is great to have such fun with a friend<br><br>Someone to who the bar tab you'll send!

A little too tall, could have used a few pounds

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">A little too tall, could have used a few pounds</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">But too many pounds can make a person round</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

A little too tall, could have used a few pounds<br>But too many pounds can make a person round<br>if not careful, in bed he'll be bound

A little too tall, could have used a few pounds<br>But too many pounds can make a person round<br>if not careful, in bed he'll be bound<br>Then they'll need a crane to lift her up off the ground!

It's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny

It's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny<br>Ain't nothing as good like a little taste of honey<br>

It's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny<br>Ain't nothing as good like a little taste of honey<br>'Honey Oil' ya mean, is that on the money?

It's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny<br>Ain't nothing as good like a little taste of honey<br>'Honey Oil' ya mean, is that on the money?<br>Maybe so but I'd rather tickle a Playboy Bunny!

I use a toilet plunger to jam pizza into my head

I use a toilet plunger to jam pizza into my head<br>I don't know what to say but at least he'll be fed

I use a toilet plunger to jam pizza into my head<br>I don't know what to say but at least he'll be fed<br>Pineapple and ham between the sheets on my bed

I use a toilet plunger to jam pizza into my head<br>I don't know what to say but at least he'll be fed<br>Pineapple and ham between the sheets on my bed<br>All that sugar and salt will make ones face red

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Love and sex and magic</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>