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[B][U][COLOR=blue]Comedian Steven Wright:[/COLOR][/U][I] "It’s a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they’d just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused."[/I][/B]
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[B][I][SIZE=2]"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."[/SIZE]
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[B][COLOR=#003399][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"][B][COLOR=#003399]Oscar Madison[/COLOR][/B][/URL][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: Now kindly remove that spaghetti from my poker table. [/URL][/COLOR][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]
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[/URL][COLOR=#003399][B][B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"][COLOR=#003399]Oscar Madison[/COLOR][/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: The hell's so funny? [/URL][/B]
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[/URL][B][B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000493/"][COLOR=#003399]Felix Ungar[/COLOR][/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: It's not spaghetti, it's linguini. [/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]
[B][COLOR=navy][[I]Oscar picks up the linguini and hurls it against the kitchen wall[/I][/COLOR]] [/B]

[/URL][B][B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"][COLOR=#003399]Oscar Madison[/COLOR][/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]: Now it's garbage. [/URL][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000527/"]
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[B]- The Odd Couple[/B]


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[B][U][COLOR=blue]Rod Gilbert:[/COLOR][/U] [I]"If hockey fights were fake, you would see me in more of them."[/I][/B]
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[B][U][COLOR=blue]Steve Sloan:[/COLOR][/U] [I]"[/I][I]The sun doesn't shine on the same dog's butt every day but we sure didn't expect a total eclipse."[/I][/B]

[B][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=4]Whatever makes you happy.
Whatever you want.
You're so effing special.
I wish I was special.

But I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.[/SIZE][/FONT][/B]
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[B][FONT=Century Gothic][SIZE=4]Radiohead - "Creep"


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[B][U][COLOR=blue]John F. Kennedy:[/COLOR][/U] [/B]

[B][I]"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." [/I][/B]
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[B][I]"Let every nation know... that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty." [/I][/B]

Gold Hat: "We are Federales. You know, the mounted police."

Dobbs: "If you're the police, where are your badges?"

Gold Hat: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!"

[I]The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, 1948[/I]


Hedley Lamarr: "Be ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow. Here's your badge."

Mexican Bandit: "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Vamanos!"

[I]Blazing Saddles, 1974[/I]

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“The United States remains the last best hope for a mankind plagued by tyranny and deprivation." - President Ronald Reagan

“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” - Martin Luther

""Here at 'the Rock,' we have two basic rules. Memorize them so you can say them in your sleep. Rule One: Obey all rules!" - Barney Fife

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][URL="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/m/muhammadal166805.html"][B][COLOR=#0011ff]Muhammad Ali[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: [B][I]"Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life."[/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][/B]

[SIZE=3][COLOR=#000080][I][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][B][U][COLOR=blue]Thomas Jefferson:[/COLOR][/U][/B] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=black]"Does the government fear us? Or do we fear the government? When the people fear the government, tyranny has found victory. The federal government is our servant, not our master!" [/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][/I][/COLOR]
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[I] Remember, wherever you go, there you are![/I]