It's supposed to be a beautiful weekend.<br>So let's all go out and spend, spend, spend!<br>Not with one of my checks, cause like rubber they bend bend bend
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It's supposed to be a beautiful weekend.<br>So let's all go out and spend, spend, spend!<br>Not with one of my checks, cause like rubber they bend bend bend
It's supposed to be a beautiful weekend.<br>So let's all go out and spend, spend, spend!<br>Not with one of my checks, cause like rubber they bend bend bend<br>Go buy a ShamWow! and the good times will never end...<br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">One day while walking along the beach</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">One day while walking along the beach<br>A vendor was there, a ShamWow he did preach<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br></span></font>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">One day while walking along the beach<br>A vendor was there, a ShamWow he did preach<br>Bikini clad girls, I remember what my Dad did teach<br></span></font>
One day while walking along the beach<br>A vendor was there, a ShamWow he did preach<br>Bikini clad girls, I remember what my Dad did teach<br><br><br>look, but don't get caught, walking on the beach <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif">.....
The ShamWow guy busted for assault<br>
The ShamWow guy busted for assault<br>I'd bet he'll claim it "Wasn't his fault"
The ShamWow guy busted for assault<br>I'd bet he'll claim it "Wasn't his fault"<br>But although his huckstering has come to a halt,
The ShamWow guy busted for assault<br>I'd bet he'll claim it "Wasn't his fault"<br>After all, it's what kids do in the back of a Renault<br>
ZZ Top lyric;<br><br>She's got legs, and she knows how to use them,
She's got legs, and she knows how to use them,<br>She's really cute except when she's cacking up phlegm
<br><img height="15" src="http://bluewagoon.u.yuku.com/profile/bypass/images/sick02.gif" width="15" alt="image"><br><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br>She's got legs, and she knows how to use them,<br>She's really cute except when she's cacking up phlegm<br>From chewin' tobacco with a guy named Clem
She's got legs, and she knows how to use them,<br>She's really cute except when she's cacking up phlegm<br>From chewin' tobacco with a guy named Clem<br>and smoking a marijuana stem.<br><br><br>maribell
Cheech & Chong song lyric:<br><br>No stems no seeds that you don't need
No stems no seeds that you don't need<br>Just 100% weed.<br><br><br><br><br>maribell
No stems no seeds that you don't need<br>Just 100% weed.<br>I use it for medicine
No stems no seeds that you don't need<br>Just 100% weed.<br>I use it for medicine<br>Using it...some think it is a sin!
Fly by night, goodbye my dear<br>
Fly by night, goodbye my dear<br>All those good times, so far away, yet so near
Fly by night, goodbye my dear<br>All those good times, so far away, yet so near<br>With hooves for feet, you remind me of a deer<br>
Fly by night, goodbye my dear<br>All those good times, so far away, yet so near<br>With hooves for feet, you remind me of a deer<br>OMG what a visual, hey honey, grab me a beer
Fly by night, goodbye my dear<br>All those good times, so far away, yet so near<br>With hooves for feet, you remind me of a deer<br><br><br>steers and qu***s? <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif">
Dave is a blithering lush<br>
Dave is a blithering lush<br>Never vomits, no need to flush<br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Dave is a blithering lush</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Never vomits, no need to flush</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The hair on his butt, he needs to brush</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
Dave is a blithering lush<br>Never vomits, no need to flush<br>The hair on his butt, he needs to brush<br><br><br>to remove all the mush
<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br>With humor abounding, you guys & gals are too funny
With humor abounding, you guys & gals are too funny<br>And did you know Barbi Benton was never a Playboy bunny?,<br>
With humor abounding, you guys & gals are too funny<br>And did you know Barbi Benton was never a Playboy bunny?,<br>Ahhhh yes, Miss Barbie, sweeter than a whole pot of honey!
With humor abounding, you guys & gals are too funny<br>And did you know Barbi Benton was never a Playboy bunny?,<br>Ahhhh yes, Miss Barbie, sweeter than a whole pot of honey!<br>And appearing on "Hee Haw" paid her lots of money $$<br>
<font color="#003366">(a Beatles song..)<br><br>I want to hold your hand.<br><br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font>
<font color="#003366">I want to hold your hand.<br>It, it, it brings feelings to my special gland...<br></font>
<font color="#003366">I want to hold your hand.<br>It, it, it brings feelings to my special gland...<br>Ill feelings attacking me, must head for the sand<br></font>
<div class="scrolling"> <div> <font color="#003366">I want to hold your hand. <br> It, it, it brings feelings to my special gland... <br> Ill feelings attacking me, must head for the sand <br> And get me a few beeotches to show them i'm tanned <br></font> </div> <br></div> <div> <font color="#003366">I want to hold your hand. <br> It, it, it brings feelings to my special gland... <br> Ill feelings attacking me, must head for the sand <br> And get me a few beeotches to show them i'm tanned <br></font> </div> <br> <font color="#003366">I want to hold your hand. <br> It, it, it brings feelings to my special gland... <br> Ill feelings attacking me, must head for the sand <br> And get me a few beeotches to show them i'm tanned <br></font>
The power of the mind is so very great<br>
That is bad...I think that one is out of bounds<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gif" alt="image"><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">There once was a man from Nantucket....</span><img style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);" src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif" alt="image"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Named Dave Serrano, didn't understand photobucket</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">So he decided to just say "ah, f**k it!"<br>We agreed with Scotto and removed it.<br><br></span></font>
OOOOppppppssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyyyy<img height="32" src="http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-012.gif" width="32" alt="image"><br><p><br>Sorry everyone...<br></p>
After she ate her "curds and whey".........<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/chevyhoney/barf.gif" alt="image"><br><br><br>