The Progressive Poetry Thread!

<font color="#3333cc">It's Feb. 16. I can't wait for spring.<br>If swatting bugs &amp; mosquitos is your thing..<br>It's not but I need warm weather to show off my bling.<br></font><br><br><br>maribell<br><br>

<font color="#3333cc">It's Feb. 16. I can't wait for spring.<br>If swatting bugs &amp; mosquitos is your thing..<br>It's not but I need warm weather to show off my bling.<br>this thread ends now as i joyfully sing<br></font>

<font color="#3333cc" face="Verdana">It's Feb. 16. I can't wait for spring.<br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

<font color="#000">It's Feb. 16. I can't wait for spring.<br>if swatting bugs &amp; mosquito's is your thing..</font>

<font color="#3333cc">It's Feb. 16. I can't wait for spring.<br>If swatting bugs &amp; mosquitos is your thing..<br>It's not but I need warm weather to show off my bling.<br></font><br><br><br>maribell<br><br>

<font color="#3333cc">It's Feb. 16. I can't wait for spring.<br>If swatting bugs &amp; mosquitos is your thing..<br>It's not but I need warm weather to show off my bling.<br>this thread ends now as i joyfully sing<br></font>

<p>global warming??....not in my neck of the woods....</p>

global warming??....not in my neck of the woods.<br>It's $#%#@ cold in NY. I almost froze my goods.<br><br><br><br>maribell

global warming??....not in my neck of the woods.<br>
It's $#%#@ cold in NY. I almost froze my goods.<br>
I reckin' there's a lot of us misunderstoods,

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame <br>That suicidal SOB went up in a big flame.

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame <br>
That suicidal SOB went up in a big flame.<br>
Guess he gets his 15 minutes of fame

global warming??....not in my neck of the woods.<br>
It's $#%#@ cold in NY. I almost froze my goods.<br>
I reckin' there's a lot of us misunderstoods,

global warming??....not in my neck of the woods.<br>It's $#%#@ cold in NY. I almost froze my goods.<br>I reckin' there's a lot of us misunderstoods, <br>you bet your buttons, put Gore in jail, yes we should

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame <br>That suicidal SOB went up in a big flame.

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame <br>
That suicidal SOB went up in a big flame.<br>
Guess he gets his 15 minutes of fame

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame <br>That suicidal SOB went up in a big flame.<br>Guess he gets his 15 minutes of fame .<br>Now this dirtbag's family has nothing but shame!<br><br><br>maribell

Poor poor Tiger, apologizing to the world<br>

Poor poor Tiger, apologizing to the world<br>
Maybe he'll stop keeping that flag at the 19th hole unfurled<br>
And keep his private life not quite so crazy whirled<br><br><br><br>
(boy, is that awkward....)

another day, another meeting with the press...

Poor poor Tiger, apologizing to the world<br>
Maybe he'll stop keeping that flag at the 19th hole unfurled<br>
And keep his private life not quite so crazy whirled<br>
Only time will tell how long he'll stay un-girled.<br><br><br>
(Awkward²)

another day, another meeting with the press... <br>
another public display of a private mess...

*****TIME OUT******<br><br>"Only time will tell how long he'll stay un-girled."<br><br>Akward, but VERY funny!!! <img src="http://static.yuku.com/domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif"><br><br>****TIME BACK IN****<br><br>another day, another meeting with the press... <br>another public display of a private mess...<br>another celebrity who leaves us to guess...

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another day, another meeting with the press... <br>another public display of a private mess...<br>another celebrity who leaves us to guess... <br>Which waitress will he bang next?

the weekend's finally here, what a long week it was...<br>Those last two poems were hilarious, just because!<br>

the weekend's finally here, what a long week it was...<br>
Those last two poems were hilarious, just because!<br>
Y'all have fun but don't break any laws,

she looked in love, so I thought...

the weekend's finally here, what a long week it was...<br>Those last two poems were hilarious, just because!<br>Y'all have fun but don't break any laws, <br>cause the Moderator will smack your paws.<br><br><br>maribell

she looked in love, so I thought...<br>
Hook, line, and sinker, it seemed she had bought...

<font color="#003333" face="Verdana">Yes, it was a loooooooooong week.<br><br><br><br><br><br>maribell</font>

that's it, we'll just blame all our troubles on the IRS...so lame <br>That suicidal SOB went up in a big flame.<br>Guess he gets his 15 minutes of fame .<br>Now this dirtbag's family has nothing but shame!<br><br><br>maribell

she looked in love, so I thought...<br>
Hook, line, and sinker, it seemed she had bought... <br>
but we all know it wasn't the love that I sought...

she looked in love, so I thought...<br>
Hook, line, and sinker, it seemed she had bought... <br>
but we all know it wasn't the love that I sought... <br>
but rather her @ss, that kept her jeans nice and taut.

Poor poor Tiger, apologizing to the world<br>

Poor poor Tiger, apologizing to the world<br>
Maybe he'll stop keeping that flag at the 19th hole unfurled

Poor poor Tiger, apologizing to the world<br>
Maybe he'll stop keeping that flag at the 19th hole unfurled<br>
And keep his private life not quite so crazy whirled<br><br><br><br>
(boy, is that awkward....)

another day, another meeting with the press...

Poor poor Tiger, apologizing to the world<br>
Maybe he'll stop keeping that flag at the 19th hole unfurled<br>
And keep his private life not quite so crazy whirled<br>
Only time will tell how long he'll stay un-girled.<br><br><br>
(Awkward²)