The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around,<br>It's quite a sight, and never fails to astound,<br>Salamanders at twilight coming out of the ground,

Give me 40 acres and I'll turn this rig around,<br>It's quite a sight, and never fails to astound,<br>Salamanders at twilight coming out of the ground,<br>They prove to be a great meal for the dead who stagger around town!<br>

The key to a womans heart

The key to a womans heart<br>comb it over, suck it in and do not fart

The key to a womans heart<br>comb it over, suck it in and do not fart<br>ah, but it sounds as if the girl you talk of is a tart<br>Actually, she's a beauty, she's off the chart!<br>

My eyes are feeling heavy, it's time to go to bed<br>It's morning now &amp; those eyes need their jolt so to the coffee pot I head<br>and then to RLOL to post on this thread.<br>And if THAT's not enough of a jolt, then I don't know what you could do instead!

He sat in his straitjacket giggling at his toes in his happy little padded cell,

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He sat in his straitjacket giggling at his toes in his happy little padded cell,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">"Look at you silly little piggies talking to me, shhhh, I won't tell".</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

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He sat in his straitjacket giggling at his toes in his happy little padded cell,<br>"Look at you silly little piggies talking to me, shhhh, I won't tell".<br>The orderly came with oatmeal which I hate, I kicked him once &amp; my toes did swell