Does this seem morbid?

Omigod, that is HILARIOUS!!!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say I think it's a hoax.<br><br>But I also live near the "Garden of Eden" located in Lucas, KS, where a guy said that when he died, no one should look upon his remains for less thana dollar. The whole place is a gaudy display of cement sculptures and he's buried in a cement sarcophogas with a glass top.<br><br>So people do have weird final wishes.<br><br>Joel.

Aren't the gang life and drugs wonderful?

as far as I can tell, when I die I will be dead, and not know whether or not my wishes are honored or not anyway. So, I just don't really care what anyonedoes with what little will be left of me. I am just hoping that I can use my body up enough where there won't be much left for anyones wierd ideas of fun.

I don't think the article is really morbid. I've seen worse. To each their own, though I do feel that cemetaries are one of the biggest wastes of realestate. When you're gone, you're gone. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Worm chow. Why waste $6K or more on a funeral? Screw that. The company in chargeof my remains (the cremation part) is already paid ($350). I'd rather friends donate to worthy causes and have one hell of a kegger in my honour. Screw theemo crap, party time!<br><br>My directives are to donate any usable organs or tissue so that others may hopefully live a better life, all skin that has tattoos will be preserved anddonated to a tattoo museum that specialises in such things, and whatever is left cremated, mixed with the ashes of beloved pets, then scattered in the wind,preferably off a cliff overlooking water.

I think I'm gonna have myself skinned (tattoos anyway) and be made into a lampshade......HJ

<blockquote> <strong class="quote-title">Hydraulic Jack wrote:</strong> <hr> I think I'm gonna have myself skinned (tattoos anyway) and be made into a lampshade......HJ</blockquote><br><font color="#0000FF" size="4">UGH HJ! lol!! <img height="20" src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_happydead.gif" width="20" alt="image"><br><br>Kitty, my mum feels the same way you do. She's not even having a funeral. She says if people want to give her flowers they can do it while she's aliveso she can enjoy them. It makes sense.<br><br><br>~Karen</font>

Great idea, I like it. I'd want to be standing in my favorite shirt &amp; shorts with both middle fingers up in the air!! <img src="http://www.dodgetalk.com/forums/images/smilies/banana.gif">

<blockquote> I think I'm gonna have myself skinned (tattoos anyway) and be made into a lampshade......HJ</blockquote>HJ,<br>Those are called street lights here in Cincinnati. <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"> I mean really, whocould use that many lamps? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>Tim

<font color="#003300">Hey HJ, I can sell ya on Ebay if you want. I'm sure many of your RLOL members will bid. I will definitely send the proceeds toyour loved ones....<br><br><br><br>Funerals here on Long Island,NY are around 8,000 and up. You have to pay 50 dollars for a permit so that a company can come and put the headstone. What aripoff. <br><br>As for the story, it's true. Hubby was listening to the news in Spanish and I heard it... I also remember reading about somebody that died and he wantedto be buried sitting in the driver's seat of his vintage German car. The family had to buy several plots. What a waste of a vintage car. The guy shouldburn in hell just for that! I don't recall the model but I know that it was in great shape. I also remember reading about some idiot that wanted to beburied in a grand piano....<br><br><br>maribell<br><br><br><br><br>Maribell</font>