This guy walks into the doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor says what's your problem?<br>The frog says I've got this lump on my butt.<br><br>Tim
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This guy walks into the doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor says what's your problem?<br>The frog says I've got this lump on my butt.<br><br>Tim
<br><br><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Why is a woman's mind cleaner than a man's?....................................................she changes it moreoften.........................</span><br>
OK, A polar bear walks into a bar, he steps up to the bar and says I'll have aBud--------------------------------------------------------------------------------wieser.<br> Bartender says, "what's with the big pause?"<br> Polar bear holds up his hands and says " I dunno! I was just born with them!"<br> C'mon, I know you folks have crappier jokes than THAT!
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says: "We don't serve your kind here."<br>The mushroom says: "Why not? I'm a fungi!"<br><br>A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: "Why the long face?"<br><br>A giraffe walks into a bar and says: "The highballs are on me."<br><br>A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar.<br>The bartender says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"<br><br>Two muffins are sitting in an oven.<br>One muffin says to the other: "Boy, it sure is hot in here."<br>The other says: "HOLY ****! A TALKING MUFFIN!"<br><br>No, I didn't find these on the internet. For some reason, I've always remembered jokes. I literally know thousands and can rattle them off nonstop.Thirty years ago, I actually won a contest. Not for stand-up comedy, mind you. Just for knowing so many jokes. Knock-knock jokes, no-arms-and-no-legs jokes,ethnic jokes, sick jokes, children's jokes, dirty jokes, you name it it. Most are long, and ninety percent of them couldn't be posted here anyway.<br><br>These are some of the dumber ones (that are not specifically kid jokes) that can be posted. But probably also familiar like the rest on here. Polar bear jokewas new to me, though. And I like it, Jay! Haw!<br>
OK...Let's see....<br><br>" What do you call a Pirate with both legs, both arms, and both eyes? "...............(A rookie)<br><br>A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel in his pants.<br>The bartender says, " You know you have a ship's wheel in your pants."<br>Pirate answers, " Arghhhh...and it be drivin' me N**z!"<br><br><br>