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<p>A man called Tiger played the back nine on the wrong course.</p><p>Tiger sought ... kitty ... but got the claws of Mrs. Tiger for his trouble.</p><p>He didn't know what he was in fore. Join the club Tiger,</p><p>welcome to the long list of players who got a bogie for the wrong hole in one.</p><p>I guess the answer is no, you can NOT play through.</p><p>What's his handicap? And did she deliver it with a nine-iron or a putter?</p><p>One hell of a Mulligan player, with no do-over. Get ready to cough up half.</p><p> </p>
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Q whats the diffrence between a car and a golf ball?<br><br>A tiger woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards but cant even get out of his driveway without crashing
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Transgressions ... he just might get an endorsement from Webster's Dictionary ... lol .
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She would be a fool to leave him...I feel. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_lazysmile.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Come on...she used to be a nanny for another golfer...<span style="visibility: visible;" id="main"><span style="visibility: visible;" id="search">JesperParnevik <img src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbdown.gif" alt="image"><br><br>I say she stays...<img src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbsup.gif" alt="image"><br></span></span>
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Mark, did you photoshop that gem yourself??? It's pretty funny!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>99Octane, you never disappoint!!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Here's some more jokes floating around:<br>Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.<br><br>Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.<br><br>What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing<br><br>Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.<br><br>Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?<br><br>This is the first time Tiger's ever failed to drive 300 yards<br><br>Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.<br><br>After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree<br><br>Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife<br><br><img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/smilies/shrug.gif" alt="image"><br><br><img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/happy.gif" alt="image"><br>
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Phil Mickelson called Tiger's wife and asked for tips on how to beat him. That fire hydrant should have stenciled on it......"The Buick Stopshere". You know why she used a 9 iron?........Because she hates the driver.
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I guess got he more than a "hole-in-one" Many like he has many...........
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"She would be a fool to leave him...I feel"<br><br>Not really. Pre-nup is 300 Mil..........
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Wow!! The pic made me LOL!! Golf don't do much for me, too much quiet time. I like to see some action!! I guess so does Tiger!!
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