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73!!! The cop pulled me over for doing 3 over on the interstate!!! I had my cruise control set at 71, and aparently its 2 mph off.<br><br>He decided to grill me with questions, where I was coming from, where I was going, how long I'd be there, if I had any luggage, etc. If Texas statetroopers have nothing better to do than harass someone who is doing nothing wrong, then I now understand why Dallas and such areas are so high in crime, theyare busy harassing people instead of finding criminals.
<p>Adam:<br> Next time offer the trooper some "chew" and while he's digging a plug you talk to him about your "Pappy" being from down-aroundTyler.</p>
<blockquote> <strong class="quote-title">Iamredliner wrote:</strong> <hr><p>Adam: <br> Next time offer the trooper some "chew" and while he's digging a plug you talk to him about your "Pappy" being from down-around Tyler.</p></blockquote><p> Or if that doesn't work, try this:</p>A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:<br><br>Officer: May I see your driver's license?<br><br>Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.<br><br>Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?<br><br>Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.<br><br>Officer: The car is stolen?<br><br>Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.<br><br>Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?<br><br>Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.<br><br>Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?<br><br>Driver: Yes, sir.<br><br>Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tensesituation:<br><br>Captain: Sir, can I see your license?<br><br>Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.<br><br>Captain: Whose car is this?<br><br>Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.<br><br>Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?<br><br>Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.<br><br>Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.<br><br>Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.<br><br>Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, andthat there was a dead body in the trunk.<br><br>Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying son of a b1tch. told you I was speeding, too!<br>
Hey Adam,<br><br>Sounds like you fit a profile of drug or money carrier, he was checking you out, happens all the time.<br><br>Denny
Ain't NOTHING like the DPS baby!!!<br><br>Later, Dave
Was the trooper wearing one of those string tie's? ( they do that to keep the foreskin from popping up over their head) LOL<br><br>Michael
Adam,<br><br>I was thinking the same thing Denny said. You were being profiled. That's the way of the world. Hope it gives you a better appreciation of what manyothers have to go through on a daily basis.<br><br>Bob Jordan
It's a sign for you to change your truck back to stock! <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image">
Sounds like profiling to me too, especially leaving out of Texas.
Heres a good response.The officers says "Can I see your drivers license and registration please? You reply" Sure officer.Can I shoot your gun?"<br>