A long time ago before there were Matchbox and Redlines,
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A long time ago before there were Matchbox and Redlines,
A long time ago before there were Matchbox and Redlines,<br>Times were plain awful: Wal-Mart, T-Hunts and long lines.
A long time ago before there were Matchbox and Redlines,<br>Times were plain awful: Wal-Mart, T-Hunts and long lines,<br>Nothing with snazzy chrome wheels, and paint that shines,
A long time ago before there were Matchbox and Redlines, <br> Times were plain awful: Wal-Mart, T-Hunts and long lines, <br> Nothing with snazzy chrome wheels, and paint that shines, <br> And having to worry about being trampled on our spines <br><br><br>
Lets run another....<br><br><br><br>Chasing the Mustangs, Camaros, Pythons and Bandits...
Chasing the Mustangs, Camaros, Pythons and Bandits...<br>Sapped my time, my money, my energy, and wits...
Chasing the Mustangs, Camaros, Pythons and Bandits...<br>Sapped my time, my money, my energy, and wits...<br>And while my wife slaved away in the acid-mine pits
Chasing the Mustangs, Camaros, Pythons and Bandits...<br>Sapped my time, my money, my energy, and wits...<br>And while my wife slaved away in the acid-mine pits<br>making a few extra bucks, showing off her............zits.<br><br>
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The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,
The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,<br>The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,<br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">As I sat down to pee I started to fall</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,<br>The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,<br>As I sat down to pee I started to fall<br>Sliding under the divider, into the next stall
The machine in the restroom was hung on the wall,<br>The song playing on the jukebox was Crystal Ball,<br>As I sat down to pee I started to fall<br>Sliding under the divider, into the next stall.<br><br>I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,
I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,<br>He felt like banging his head on the wall,
I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,<br>He felt like banging his head on the wall,<br>He cleared his throat, and said to us all,<br>
I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all, <br> He felt like banging his head on the wall, <br> He cleared his throat, and said to us all, <br> "Let's go outside and play some football!" <br><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He felt like banging his head on the wall,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He cleared his throat, and said to us all,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">"What the hell is going on here y'all?!"</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
I met a nice gentleman, confused by it all, <br> He felt like banging his head on the wall, <br> He cleared his throat, and said to us all, <br> "I'll kick all of your asses since I'm 9 feet tall" <br>
He jumped up out of his chair and yelled "YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!" <br> He also missed the bus stop, 'cuz he was running late <br>
He jumped up out of his chair and yelled "YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!"
He jumped up out of his chair and yelled "YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!"<br>He also missed the bus stop, 'cuz he was running late<br>And ran into old Osgood, who was eating his plate.
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Jeeeez, Grog,<br><br>This is too much fun.<br>This post will go on as a 'greatist hits' based on the<br>participation alone at this point.<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>The thing is, EVERY FRIGGIN' POST SOUNDS LIKE<br>A POEM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!<br><img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_freak.gif" alt="image"><br>
He jumped up out of his chair and yelled "YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!"<br>He also missed the bus stop, 'cuz he was running late<br>And ran into old Osgood, who was eating his plate.<br>While doing a hand stand in one roller skate<br><br>While playing horse shoes, with a couple of old geezers,<br>
While playing horse shoes, with a couple of old geezers,<br>Groggerbug decided to go see some stripteasers<br>
While playing horse shoes, with a couple of old geezers,<br>Groggerbug decided to go see some stripteasers<br>he pulled out of his pockets a pair of tweezers,
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">While playing horse shoes, with a couple of old geezers,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Groggerbug decided to go see some stripteasers</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">he pulled out of his pockets a pair of tweezers,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Then moved close to the blonde so he could get near hers.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
Are these not Limericks and supposed to have 5 lines???<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/ohwell.gif" alt="image"><br><br>Colin
Are these not Limericks and supposed to have 5 lines?<br>It's really up to Groggy, he does this all the time,<br>
Are these not Limericks and supposed to have 5 lines?<br>It's really up to Groggy, he does this all the time,<br>Not sure if Colin meant his to rhyme,
Are these not Limericks and supposed to have 5 lines?<br>It's really up to Groggy, he does this all the time,<br>Not sure if Colin meant his to rhyme,<br>But Grog sez "four lines only - or there will be fines!!"
Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>
Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>Unable to control his disgust, he hurls.<br><br><br>
Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>Unable to control his disgust, he hurls.<br>He picks the chunks out of his curls,<br>
Charger Dave sees a bunch of barefoot girls<br>Unable to control his disgust, he hurls.<br>He picks the chunks out of his curls,<br>And fed them to some hungry, shoe wearing Squirrels!<br>
Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,<br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He mixed them together which was quite queer.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">He mixed them together which was quite queer.<br>I ain't touching that one...oh the fear,<br></span></font>
Dave likes Rum, Tequila, and beer,<br>He mixed them together which was quite queer.<br>I ain't touching that one...oh the fear,<br>We know that he's watching, lurking so near!