Post your favorite quotes, lyrics, phrases, sayings, ect.........

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730570/"][B][COLOR=#003399]Fat Man at Bench[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: [B][I]It was a bullet, wasn't it?[/I][/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/"][COLOR=#003399]Forrest Gump[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B][I]A bullet?
[/I][/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730570/"][COLOR=#003399][B]Fat Man at Bench[/B][/COLOR][/URL]: [B][I]That jumped up and bit you.[/I][/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000158/"][COLOR=#003399]Forrest Gump[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B][I]Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a million dollar wound, but the army must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars.[/I][/B]

"I am the Great Cornholio, I need tee pee for my bunghole. Are you threatening me?"

Beavis

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Dr. Seuss

[COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Winston Churchill: [I]"[/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][I][COLOR=black]An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity."
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"If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space"

Love is grand...................divorce is a couple hundred grand

[SIZE=2]Dennis Miller: [B][I]“Sure, the lion is king of the jungle but airdrop him into Antarctica, & he's just a penguin's bitch.”[/I][/B][/SIZE]

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

-Jack Nicholson

Also Jack; (Why didn't sombody tell me he had one of those)


[QUOTE=terrischoice;370229]"Never rub another man's rhubarb."

-Joker (Jack Nicholson) in Batman[/QUOTE]

I WANNA ROCK!!!! Twisted Sister:cool:

I'de rather have a bottle in front of me, Then to have a frontel labotomy. Dr Demento :laugh:

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You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.


- Terry Malloy in On the Waterfront

"Cowards die many times before their deaths- The valiant only taste of death but once"

Here are a few!

[SIZE=4]“There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”
- Joseph Stalin
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[SIZE=4]“Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat.”[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4]Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.” -Plato [/SIZE]
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[B][COLOR="Red"]I'm together
I'm apart
I'm forever at the start
But still, I AM[/COLOR][/B]

I yam what I yam, and that's all what I am.

-Popeye (Popeye was an unwitting Zen guru)

Kid Rock: [B][I]"Don't test the odds. Cause your arms are too short to box with God."[/I][/B]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][B]"That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes."[/B][/SIZE][/FONT]

The Internet and texting have killed grammar.

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Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
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- Mexican Bandit



[COLOR=Blue]It's alive![/COLOR]

- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein



[COLOR=Blue]It’s good to be the King.[/COLOR]

- King Louis XVI




DON

"Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution?"

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[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001159/"][B][COLOR=#003399]Evelyn Mulwray[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: She's my daughter.
[[I]Gittes slaps Evelyn[/I]]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/"][COLOR=#003399]Jake Gittes[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: I said I want the truth!
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001159/"][COLOR=#003399]Evelyn Mulwray[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: She's my sister...
[[I]slap[/I]]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001159/"][COLOR=#003399]Evelyn Mulwray[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: She's my daughter...
[[I]slap[/I]]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001159/"][COLOR=#003399]Evelyn Mulwray[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: My sister, my daughter.
[[I]More slaps[/I]]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000197/"][COLOR=#003399]Jake Gittes[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: I said I want the truth!
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001159/"][COLOR=#003399]Evelyn Mulwray[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: She's my sister AND my daughter

They'll talk to you and talk to you and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare them.

OMG here is 1 I used on HWC back in the day. LOL


"If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some."
-Benjamin Franklin

[I]Hud Bannon (Paul Newman)([/I][URL="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000AUHQU?ie=UTF8&tag=dhc-paulnewman-20&link_code=as3&camp=211189&creative=373489&creativeASIN=B0000AUHQU"][I]Hud[/I][/URL][I]):[/I]

[B]"The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'"[/B]

Josh Shippe: [B][I]"Don't take life to seriously because you'll never get out alive."[/I][/B]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][URL="http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/j/johnfkenn109213.html"][B][COLOR=#0011ff]John F. Kennedy[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: [B][I]"And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."[/I][/B][/SIZE][/FONT][B][/B]

[B][SIZE=2]From Slapshot w/Paul Newman:[/SIZE][/B]

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/"][B][COLOR=blue]Reggie Dunlop[/COLOR][/B][/URL][COLOR=blue]:[/COLOR] [B]How's it going, Nick? [/B]
[B][COLOR=red]Nick Brophy # 8 Hyannisport Presidents[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=red]:[/COLOR] [B]I'm drunk. [/B]
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/"][B][COLOR=blue]Reggie Dunlop[/COLOR][/B][/URL][COLOR=blue]:[/COLOR] [B]Nah![/B]
[COLOR=red][B]Nick Brophy # 8 Hyannisport Presidents[/B]:[/COLOR] [B]I'm not bull$hittin' ya. Got stinkin' $hitfaced on the bus. Louise left me, and that son of a bitch over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm $hitfaced. [/B]
[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/"][COLOR=blue][B]Reggie Dunlop[/B][/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=blue]:[/COLOR] [B]Jeez, I'm really sorry.[/B]
[COLOR=red][B]Nick Brophy # 8 Hyannisport Presidents[/B]:[/COLOR] [B]Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself. [/B]

"Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying and dying to me doesn't sound like all that much fun"
John Mellencamp

I've loved, I've laughed and cried.
I've had my fill; my share of losing.
And now, as tears subside,
I find it all so amusing.

To think I did all that;
And may I say - not in a shy way,
"No, oh no not me,
I did it my way".

Frank Sinatra

From the cradle you've been labeled about as steady as a drunk on shaky ground...

The man who can't dance always blames the drummer.

Houston............We have a problem.

[B]Kung Fu:[/B]

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0525601/"][B][COLOR=#003399]Master Po[/COLOR][/B][/URL]:[B] [[I]after easily defeating the boy in combat[/I]] Ha, ha, never assume because a man has no eyes he cannot see. Close your eyes. What do you hear?
[/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0672673/"][COLOR=#003399][B]Young Caine[/B][/COLOR][/URL]: [B]I hear the water, I hear the birds.[/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0525601/"][COLOR=#003399]Master Po[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B]Do you hear your own heartbeat?[/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0672673/"][COLOR=#003399]Young Caine[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B]No.[/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0525601/"][COLOR=#003399]Master Po[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B]Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?[/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0672673/"][COLOR=#003399]Young Caine[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B][[I]looking down and seeing the insect[/I]] Old man, how is it that you hear these things?[/B]
[B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0525601/"][COLOR=#003399]Master Po[/COLOR][/URL][/B]: [B]Young man, how is it that you do not?
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[B]Kung Fu:[/B]

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001016/"][B][COLOR=#003399]Caine[/COLOR][/B][/URL]: [B]Is it good to seek the past, Master Po? Does it not rob the present?
[/B][URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0525601/"][COLOR=#003399][B]Master Po[/B][/COLOR][/URL]: [B]If a man dwells on the past, then he robs the present. But if a man ignores the past, he may rob the future. The seeds of our destiny are nurtured by the roots of our past.[/B]

[B]The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.
Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.[/B]





- Tyler Durden FIGHT CLUB

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.


- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Just one more beer and I don't hear you anymore...

Elton John -- Someone Saved My Life Tonight.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. :D

[SIZE=6]"Do or do not.....there is no try".[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=6]Yoda[/SIZE]