The Progressive Poetry Thread!

You take Sally and I'll take Sue, there ain't no difference between the two, cocaine.<br>You can have your Sally and Sue, me, I prefer... Sweet Jane<br>

You take Sally and I'll take Sue, there ain't no difference between the two, cocaine.<br>You can have your Sally and Sue, me, I prefer... Sweet Jane<br>Mott the Hoople aint no Lou Reed but he loves leaving on a jet plane

You take Sally and I'll take Sue, there ain't no difference between the two, cocaine.<br>You can have your Sally and Sue, me, I prefer... Sweet Jane<br>Mott the Hoople aint no Lou Reed but he loves leaving on a jet plane<br>If not mistaken, haven't they all been declared mentally insane?<br>

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try<br><br>Jesus will kill a puppy if you cry

Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try<br><br>Jesus will kill a puppy if you cry<br><br>Disney says "All Dogs go to Heaven", would they lie?<br>

<div> Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try <br><br> Jesus will kill a puppy if you cry <br><br> Disney says "All Dogs go to Heaven", would they lie? <br><br> I only hope there are cats there, to claw out Scott's eye. <br><br></div> Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try <br><br> Jesus will kill a puppy if you cry <br><br> Disney says "All Dogs go to Heaven", would they lie? <br><br> I only hope there are cats there, to claw out Scott's eye. <br><br>

Cats cats cats...the only good one is a dead cat, right Dan?<br>

Cats cats cats...the only good one is a dead cat, right Dan? <br> Watch out for the KKK, a.k.a. the Kitty Kat Klan! <br><br>

Cats cats cats...the only good one is a dead cat, right Dan?<br>Watch out for the KKK, a.k.a. the Kitty Kat Klan!<br>Given a chance, they'll turn a cat into Spam<br>

<p><font color="#0000FF" size="4"><br><br>Thanks for the bottles of red wine.<br><br><br><br>maribell</font></p>

Cats cats cats...the only good one is a dead cat, right Dan?<br>Watch out for the KKK, a.k.a. the Kitty Kat Klan!<br>Given a chance, they'll turn a cat into Spam<br>how cool is that? let's give them a hand!!

Here I sit broken hearted<br><br>I hope it's not because your dog farted

<font size="4" color="#0000FF">Thanks for the bottles of red wine.<br>And for the hop in the sack, a good time<img src="http://www.dodgetalk.com/forums/images/smilies/banana.gif" alt="image"><br></font>

<font color="#0000FF" size="4">Thanks for the bottles of red wine.<br>And for the hop in the sack, a good time<br>Good one Scott, it has rhythm and rhyme</font>

<font size="4" color="#0000FF">Thanks for the bottles of red wine.<br>And for the hop in the sack, a good time<br>Good one Scott, it has rhythm and rhyme<br>Nothing like a little bump and grind!<img src="http://www.dodgetalk.com/forums/images/smilies/banana.gif" alt="image"><br></font>

Ahhh the dancing banana, I wonder what it means?

Here I sit broken hearted<br><br>I hope it's not because your dog farted<br><br>Now look what you started!<br>

Here I sit broken hearted<br><br>I hope it's not because your dog farted<br><br>Now look what you started!<br><br>It would be a lot worse if you sharted.

Back 'dans la toilet' this thread has gone!<br><br><br><br><br><img height="15" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image"> Edit: Notice the French have atoilet as being a 'la'(female) and not a 'le'(male)? So that's what they REALLY think of women eh?

Back 'dans la toilet' this thread has gone!<br><br>you are right, mon!

Ahhh the dancing banana, I wonder what it means?<br>"Are you happy to see me, or is that just a banana in your jeans?"

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Back 'dans la toilet' this thread has gone!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">you are right, mon!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Better pull it out quick, get it out of the john!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>

Ahhh the dancing banana, I wonder what it means?<br>"Are you happy to see me, or is that just a banana in your jeans?"<br>"Why no, it's my screwdriver. Wanna see?"<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>

Ahhh the dancing banana, I wonder what it means?<br>"Are you happy to see me, or is that just a banana in your jeans?"<br>"Why no, it's my screwdriver. Wanna see?"<img alt="image" src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif"><br>Save it Superman, I was taught a flea is a flea...<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image">

Remember that time we took that snake and we put it down little Betsy's dress?<br>

<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Back 'dans la toilet' this thread has gone!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">you are right, mon!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Better pull it out quick, get it out of the john!<br>the sweet sound of flushing is quite a song!<br></span></font>

Remember that time we took that snake and we put it down little Betsy's dress?<br>Sure do and boy what she did in her skirt was a real mess!

Remember that time we took that snake and we put it down little Betsy's dress?<br>Sure do and boy what she did in her skirt was a real mess!<br>That snake had a bowel movement would be my guess?<br>

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>I told wifey it's a rabbit, the neighbors, I'm such a liar<br>

My nose is running, my eyes are on fire,<br>Got a cat on the barbee, my dinner desire<br>I told wifey it's a rabbit, the neighbors, I'm such a liar<br>It's our little secret, the cats' a fryer!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>

Remember that time we took that snake and we put it down little Betsy's dress? <br> Sure do and boy what she did in her skirt was a real mess! <br> That snake had a bowel movement would be my guess? <br> Either way it was a pool o' cess! <br>

Remember that time we took that snake and we put it down little Betsy's dress? <br> Sure do and boy what she did in her skirt was a real mess! <br> That snake had a bowel movement would be my guess? <br> HA! It was just a dream, a bit nightmarish! <br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>Unless they are another one of those cat eating geeks<br>

Zappa lyric:<br><br><br>Catholic girls, with their fuzzy little moustache

Catholic girls, with their fuzzy little moustache<br>On a certain Wednesday, face of ash<br>

Please don't tell the neighbor, he would just freak!<br>Unless they are another one of those cat eating geeks<br>Don't really think so, when I met them, they seemed rather meek<br>