The Progressive Poetry Thread!

We get up every morning from the alarm clocks' warning<br>Hit the snooze button, "it's too early" I'm groanin'<br>Snooze goes off again, then I start moanin'<br>Then light up a fatty and commence to stonin'

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball<br>

Sent a telegram today<br>

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball<br>From Stockton down to Fresno, I must've played them all

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball<br>From Stockton down to Fresno, I must've played them all<br>But since both arms were severed, I'm goin' through withdrawal

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball<br>From Stockton down to Fresno, I must've played them all<br>But since both arms were severed, I'm goin' through withdrawal<br>Then lost my legs... now I play with other "appendages" - get it, y'all?

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball<br>From Stockton down to Fresno, I must've played them all<br>But since both arms were severed, I'm goin' through withdrawal<br>Then lost my legs... now I play with other "appendages" - get it, y'all?<br><br>Are ya implyin' you have 2, and is the plural of 1...... penii?<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">

Sent a telegram today <br>So my day goes I drive 100 miles to get the wifey's rug shampooer fixed, whhuuu-raayyy ,

Bowie, Diamond Dogs(farewell to ziggy stardust), Diamnod Dogs: Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof, Bow-Wow-Wow,

(<img height="15" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image">Okay,...poetry doesn'tnecessarily have to rhyme)<br><br><br>Bowie, Diamond Dogs(farewell to ziggy stardust), Diamnod Dogs: Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof, Bow-Wow-Wow,<br>Pink Floyd, Animals: Pigs "Grunt grunt snort". Sheep "baaaaaa baaaaaa". Dogs "Woof-Woof Wooooooooo"