The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball<br>From Stockton down to Fresno, I must've played them all<br>But since both arms were severed, I'm goin' through withdrawal<br>Then lost my legs... now I play with other "appendages" - get it, y'all?

Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball<br>From Stockton down to Fresno, I must've played them all<br>But since both arms were severed, I'm goin' through withdrawal<br>Then lost my legs... now I play with other "appendages" - get it, y'all?<br><br>Are ya implyin' you have 2, and is the plural of 1...... penii?<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">

Bowie, Diamond Dogs(farewell to ziggy stardust), Diamnod Dogs: Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof, Bow-Wow-Wow,

(<img height="15" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/pacman.gif" width="15" alt="image">Okay,...poetry doesn'tnecessarily have to rhyme)<br><br><br>Bowie, Diamond Dogs(farewell to ziggy stardust), Diamnod Dogs: Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof, Bow-Wow-Wow,<br>Pink Floyd, Animals: Pigs "Grunt grunt snort". Sheep "baaaaaa baaaaaa". Dogs "Woof-Woof Wooooooooo"

Bowie, Diamond Dogs(farewell to ziggy stardust), Diamnod Dogs: Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof, Bow-Wow-Wow,<br>Pink Floyd, Animals: Pigs "Grunt grunt snort". Sheep "baaaaaa baaaaaa". Dogs "Woof-Woof Wooooooooo"<br>Farmer Brown, to Jersey heifer's "mooooooooooo mooo moo" "My dear brown bovine, how now, how now?"

Bowie, Diamond Dogs(farewell to ziggy stardust), Diamnod Dogs: Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof, Bow-Wow-Wow,<br>Pink Floyd, Animals: Pigs "Grunt grunt snort". Sheep "baaaaaa baaaaaa". Dogs "Woof-Woof Wooooooooo"<br>Farmer Brown, to Jersey heifer's "mooooooooooo mooo moo" "My dear brown bovine, how now, how now?"<br>chocolate cows, weddings vows, do it now, and of course our favorite the Sham-WOW

I tried, I really tried but the force was way too strong,<br>

Bowie, Diamond Dogs(farewell to ziggy stardust), Diamnod Dogs: Bow-Wow, Woof-Woof, Bow-Wow-Wow,<br>Pink Floyd, Animals: Pigs "Grunt grunt snort". Sheep "baaaaaa baaaaaa". Dogs "Woof-Woof Wooooooooo"<br>Farmer Brown, to Jersey heifer's "mooooooooooo mooo moo" "My dear brown bovine, how now, how now?"

I tried, I really tried but the force was way too strong<br>she was 6"4' and her arms were very long

I tried, I really tried but the force was way too strong<br>she was 6"4' and her arms were very long<br>I was going to make my move but she may be too strong