The Progressive Poetry Thread!

I can't stand those lame a$$ games,

Forrest Griffin or Forrest Gump?<br>One will kick your ass, the other got shot in the rump.<br>Griffin likes to thump<br>But Gump ain't no chump!<br><br>(tough one there)

Once I knew this old geezer.

Once I knew this old geezer.<br>He hung out with Snow White, was quite the sneezer<br>

Some like to rant and call folks names,<br>I can't stand those lame a$$ games,<br>the real idot is the one that has to stir the pot with unthoughful flames,

Once I knew this old geezer.<br>He hung out with Snow White, was quite the sneezer<br>Suspect apples filled his freezer

Some like to rant and call folks names,<br>I can't stand those lame a$$ games,<br>the real idot is the one that has to stir the pot with unthoughful flames,<br>And it takes the fun out of a memorable thread, it truly shames.<br>

( roll me a lucky #7 ) Little Bo Peep lost her water moccasins,

( roll me a lucky #7 ) Little Bo Peep lost her water moccasins,<br>Roll up whatever you got, some call it fun some call it sin,

Once I knew this old geezer.<br>He hung out with Snow White, was quite the sneezer<br>Suspect apples filled his freezer<br>Being old as the hills he didn't care when or where he'd cut a cheezer.