Scotty is known around here as Mr. Kapow,<br>
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Scotty is known around here as Mr. Kapow,<br>
Scotty is known around here as Mr. Kapow,<br>We're not sure why; we're not sure how
Scotty is known around here as Mr. Kapow,<br>We're not sure why; we're not sure how<br>I heard it's because of a strange relationship he had with a cow,<br>
Scotty is known around here as Mr. Kapow,<br>We're not sure why; we're not sure how<br>I heard it's because of a strange relationship he had with a cow,<br>The cow saw his thing and screamed "WOW!"<br><br><br>
MMMmmmmmm.................Beeeeerrrrrr............
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">MMMmmmmmm.................Beeeeerrrrrr............</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Pour it right heeeeeeeeeeere......</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
MMMmmmmmm.................Beeeeerrrrrr............<br>Pour it right heeeeeeeeeeere......<br>No, not on my reeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!!!!!
MMMmmmmmm.................Beeeeerrrrrr............ <br> Pour it right heeeeeeeeeeere...... <br> No, not on my reeeeeeeeeeeeeeear!!!!! <br> And let's fix up Scotty's cow with Dave's steer <br>
There was a guy here named Anton,<br>
There was a guy here named Anton,<br>An NFL player who made it to Canton
There was a guy here named Anton,<br>An NFL player who made it to Canton,<br>He did not make it as a star,<br>but as a never was who arrived in a beat up car
She sat on the corner with a cracked blisterpack,
She sat on the corner with a cracked blisterpack,<br>Reaching into her bra, she adjusted her rack.<br>
She sat on the corner with a cracked blisterpack,<br>Reaching into her bra, she adjusted her rack.<br>Like the car, once they come out, they might not go back.
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">She sat on the corner with a cracked blisterpack,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Reaching into her bra, she adjusted her rack.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Like the car, once they come out, they might not go back.</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">But don't you dare try to race them down the track!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Sitting there under the apple tree</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
Sitting there under the apple tree<br>Was postal Anita, with her avatar pro-pee,
Sitting there under the apple tree,<br>Was postal Anita, with her avatar pro-pee,<br>Contemplating, "What's in this life for me?" <br><br>
Sitting there under the apple tree,<br>Was postal Anita, with her avatar pro-pee,<br>Contemplating, "What's in this life for me?"<br>Besides seeing nice redlines and typing "Gimme"
too funny<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_biglaugh.gif" alt="image"> you guys are good!!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>
too funny you guys are good!!<br>Please join us, if you could!
too funny you guys are good!!<br>Please join us, if you could!<br>Although, I wonder, if Dave should.
too funny you guys are good!!<br>Please join us, if you could!<br>Although, I wonder, if Dave should.<br>He tends to soil the neighborhood!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"><br>
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends,<br>
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends,<br>All the people here have lots and lots of friends,<br>
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends,<br>All the people here have lots and lots of friends,<br>There's bickering, of course, but we make amends,
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, <br> All the people here have lots and lots of friends, <br> There's bickering, of course, but we make amends, <br> But were getting older, yes, so much older, that soon we'll wear Depends! <br>
Oh my god, look at what I started...
Oh my god, look at what I started...<br>Sitting on the stool and only farted...<br>
Oh my god, look at what I started...<br>Sitting on the stool and only farted...<br>Still better than if I had sharted...<br>
Oh my god, look at what I started...<br>Sitting on the stool and only farted...<br>Still better than if I had sharted...<br>Oops! Out my backside something darted!
Now that's disgusting I said with a grin,
<font size="4"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">Now that's disgusting I said with a grin,</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">But we can't help it cuz "disgusting" is IN!</span><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><br style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);">~Karen</span></font><br>
Now that's disgusting I said with a grin,<br>But we can't help it cuz "disgusting" is IN!<br>Although in shouldn't make it a sin
Now that's disgusting I said with a grin,<br>But we can't help it cuz "disgusting" is IN!<br>Although in shouldn't make it a sin<br>We are not perfect, we'll sin again!<br>
Scott says we will sin again, will we ever stop?<br>
Scott says we will sin again, will we ever stop?<br>I'll stop if I get pulled over by a cop
Scott says we will sin again, will we ever stop? <br> I'll stop if I get pulled over by a cop <br> Won't stop as long as I'm adding Tequila to my soda pop <br>
Scott says we will sin again, will we ever stop?<br>I'll stop if I get pulled over by a cop<br>Won't stop as long as I'm adding Tequila to my soda pop<br>I stopped long ago, that's why I'm on top!<br><br><img src="http://www.ezboard.com/image/posticons/pi_wink1.gif" alt="image"><br><br><br>
Where's Anita with a wee-wee story?