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[FONT=Georgia]Carl Schurz: [B][I]"Our country, right or wrong." When right to be kept right; when wrong to be set right."[/I][/B][/FONT]<!--PAM-->

Well, Mr. Carpetbagger. We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride.


Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?


Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.


- [COLOR=Navy]Outlaw Josey Wales[/COLOR]

[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]The happiest people don't have the best of everything they just make the best of everything they have. [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!!! [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]~Karen[/COLOR][/SIZE]

"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down:

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits... vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull d*kes, train robbers, bank robbers, *ss-kickers, sh*t-kickers and Methodists!"

"Mongo not know. Mongo only pawn in game of life."

"Hus du gezen in deine leiben; they darker than us! Woof!"

"What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?"

[I]Blazing Saddles[/I]

Now, it's all up to you. Now I can be a good guy, or I can be one real mean son-of-a-bitch.
It's all up to you.

What we've got here is... failure to communicate.
Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it.
I don't like it any more than you men.


- [COLOR=navy]Captain, Road Prison 36[/COLOR]

“Be Content with what you have; rejoice in the way things are. When you realize there is nothing lacking, the whole world belongs to you.”

- Lao Tzu

"Well, dog my cats."

Gas is for washin parts, alcohol's for drinkin and Nitro's for racin.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

[I]Monty Python and the Holy Grail[/I]

Always been one of my favs don't even remember when I heard it first...

[B]"NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED"[/B]

He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think....IT'S IN THE HOLE.

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3][B]Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?[/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2]

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a smith and wesson beats 4 aces.
whatever you want, you can't have, what you can have, you don't want.
the chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Murphy

"whiskey bottle, brand new car. Oak tree you're in my way." - that smell - Lynard Skynard

"Choot it! Choot it"
"dat's a chooter". Troy, alligator hunter from Swamp People

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
-Ben Franklin

Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
-unknown

Sticker Ninja

Anything you say can and will be held against you.

If they catch you in the backseat trying to pick her locks, they're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box.

Pink Floyd.

'Always do what you say you're going to do. It'll teach you to keep your mouth shut the next time.'

This one has always intrigued me.
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

[I]Airplane[/I]

Is you is or is you aint my baby?

~Bugs Bunny~

I dreamt I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. Then I woke up and my pillow was gone.

"The candle that burns twice as bright only burns half as long..."

BladeRunner

Wherever you go.....
there you are.

"Betrayal ain't just a river in Egypt." -- Michael Scott, Dunder-Mifflin Scranton

"What we have here is a paradox. Now to all you numbskulls in TV land that ain't two brain surgeons havin' lunch nor is it somethin' you park your boat in between."

Cowboy Bob "Ace" Orton
Longtime WWF Wrestler

"He pulls a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue! [I]That's[/I] the [I]Chicago[/I] way, and [I]that's[/I] how you get Capone!"


[I]The Untouchables[/I]

[SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana]I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
[B]Clint Eastwood[/B][/FONT][/SIZE]

50% of the people in prison wouldn't be there if they would have kept their mouth shut.

if you love something let it go, if it doesn't come back hunt it down and kill it

When life gives you lemons, stud them with nails and put them in the freezer so they'll be good for throwing.

"Treat me good, I'll treat you better. Treat me bad, I'll treat you worse."

“My most basic credo is: I never said freedom was cheap. And it ain’t. Never will be. It’s been the highest priced and most precious commodity in my life.”



- Sonny Barger

"No."

[I]My wife [/I]

[B][COLOR=red][U]George W. Bush, press conference:[/U][/COLOR][/B] [B][I]"How do I respond when I see that in some Islamic countries there is vitriolic hatred for America? I'll tell you how I respond: I'm amazed. I'm amazed that there is such misunderstanding of what our country is about, that people would hate us. I am, I am -- like most Americans, I just can't believe it. Because I know how good we are, and we've go to do a better job of making our case. We've got to do a better job of explaining to the people in the Middle East, for example, that we don't fight a war against Islam or Muslims. We don't hold any religion accountable. We're fighting evil. And these murderers have hijacked a great religion in order to justify their evil deeds. And we cannot let it stand."[/I][/B]

[B][U][COLOR=red]George W. Bush:[/COLOR][/U][/B] [B][I]"Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror. The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness and a quiet, unyielding anger."[/I][/B]

[COLOR=blue][U][B]Vince Lombardi[/B]:[/U][/COLOR] [B][I]"Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority."[/I][/B]

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Spanky to Alfala. "Hey Spank get it off"!

Three Stooges " Hey wake up and go back to sleep"