The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!<br>In the bathtub, tons of fun..

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today,<br>their not getting my blood,just no way,<br>Modern blood born diseases they could convey

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!<br>In the bathtub, tons of fun..<br>Dodging bubbles from beneath the bun<br>

Rubber Ducky, you're the one!<br>In the bathtub, tons of fun..<br>Dodging bubbles from beneath the bun<br>Phew, that's a real stinky one

Quack quack! Quack quack! Flappin' my arms I began to cluck, look at me I'm the Disco Duck!<br>

Quack quack! Quack quack! Flappin' my arms I began to cluck, look at me I'm the Disco Duck!<br>Is what Rick Dees came up with in 1976 when he couldn't make any money driving a crisco truck.

Old-time vampires were not hipsters, as we see today, <br> their not getting my blood,just no way, <br> Modern blood born diseases they could convey, <br> just watch their fangs as they start to decay <br>

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>

Werewolves, and ghouls, and witches, and ghosts,<br>Facebook each other with endless posts,