The Progressive Poetry Thread!

<p>Andy has to the sickist poet alive<br>I'll never enjoy a good bowel of macky the same after that jive ( the dude's an all-out-gass, lol )</p>

Andy has to the sickist poet alive<br>I'll never enjoy a good bowel of macky the same after that jive ( the dude's an all-out-gass, lol )<br>"A 'BOWEL' of macky'? Please, I'll take five! (pre-chewed and digested food)<br>Yes my friend your standard is set which none can strive,

Little Bo Peep has lost her hammerhead sharks,<br>They're eating children in pools in neighbourhood parks!

Little Bo Peep has lost her hammerhead sharks, <br> They're eating children in pools in neighbourhood parks! <br> when we told the little disobeyers "don't stay out after darks!" <br>

Is it my fortune and my fame, do I drive you insane?<br>

Quack quack! Quack quack! Flappin' my arms I began to cluck, look at me I'm the Disco Duck!<br>Is what Rick Dees came up with in 1976 when he couldn't make any money driving a crisco truck.<br>Is there anyone who could save this poem with a little luck?<br>

Quack quack! Quack quack! Flappin' my arms I began to cluck, look at me I'm the Disco Duck!<br>Is what Rick Dees came up with in 1976 when he couldn't make any money driving a crisco truck.<br>Is there anyone who could save this poem with a little luck?<br>Some poems, from the first line, are doomed to just suck.

kaft macarroni &amp; chesse is the cheesiest,

kaft macarroni &amp; chesse is the cheesiest,<br>makes my belly feel the queeziest,

kaft macarroni &amp; chesse is the cheesiest,<br>makes my belly feel the queeziest,<br>This board is "G" rated or this post would be the sleeziest