The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Through the teeth and over the gums<br>Bob is playing the drums.<br>Watch out stomach, here it comes<br>Better have a few packs of Tums...

Out of a clear blue sky, like a lightning bolt,<br>stormed the beautiful colt.<br><br><br>maribell

This thread is approaching 1,000 posts!!<br>Cheers. That's a lot of toasts.<br>Some day ShamWow! guy will be assaulting goats<br>

Out of a clear blue sky, like a lightning bolt,<br>stormed the beautiful colt.<br>The rider sat tall in the saddle and said "It's time to revolt!"<br>

This thread is approaching 1,000 posts!!<br>Cheers. That's a lot of toasts.<br>Some day ShamWow! guy will be assaulting goats<br>Makes my mind think a little and feeds the boasts!<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/wink.gif" alt="image"><br>

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>What an idiot spokesman that is lacking any wit<br>

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>What an idiot spokesman that is lacking any wit<br><br>In prison, he won't be able to sit

The ShamWow! guy is an assaulting, annoying twit<br>What an idiot spokesman that is lacking any wit<br>In prison, he won't be able to sit<br>And it will be hard for him to take a chit.<br>

And the cradle...will rock<br>

<p>Out of a clear blue sky, like a lightning bolt,<br>stormed the beautiful colt.<br>The rider sat tall in the saddle and said "It's time to revolt!"<br>and as he did his pet snake did molt.</p>

And the cradle...will rock<br><br>and the cops will knock

And the cradle...will rock<br>and the cops will knock<br>and the pitcher will balk<br>

And the cradle...will rock<br>and the cops will knock<br>and the pitcher will balk<br>ShamWow guy also sells caulk!

I close my eyes only for a moment and the moment's gone<br>

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me?<br>

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me?<br>Maybe after a kick in the groin using my knee....<br><br>

I close my eyes only for a moment and the moment's gone<br>so I say to myself, it's time to move on

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me?<br>Maybe after a kick in the groin using my knee....<br>Even if I beg of you with a heart-felt plea?<br>

Honey, sorry for what I have done, can you ever forgive me? <br> Maybe after a kick in the groin using my knee.... <br> Even if I beg of you with a heart-felt plea? <br> As long as you don't mind getting stung by a honeybee! <br><br>

I close my eyes only for a moment and the moment's gone<br>so I say to myself, it's time to move on<br>Slowly, my minds eye sees my first love...Shawn<br>

Honeybee, honeybee where fore art thou?<br>

I close my eyes only for a moment and the moment's gone<br>so I say to myself, it's time to move on<br>Slowly, my minds eye sees my first love...Shawn<br>don't worry let it go, I've seen her &amp; she's packed 50 pounds on............

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl,

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl<br>well it bothers me, maybe we should call him Pearl?

Honeybee, honeybee where fore art thou?<br><br>how now brown cow

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl<br>well it bothers me, maybe we should call him Pearl?<br>Give him a lollipop with a twirl!

Manny Ramirez with hair like a girl,<br>I don't mind the hair, but the salary makes me hurl<br>well it bothers me, maybe we should call him Pearl?<br>Hopefully as a result of the HGC, he's sterile.<br><br><br>maribell

<font color="#3300CC">If only Babe Ruth could be cloned!<br>His pitching skills were definitely honed<br></font>

<font color="#3300CC">If only Babe Ruth could be cloned!<br>His pitching skills were definitely honed<br>Steroids. Heck no. Neither was he stoned.<br></font>HE CAN'T NEVER BE DETHRONED.<br><br><br>(sorry, I finished it. Couldn't help myself.)<br><br>maribell<br>

He was a drunk, womanizer and a troublemaker away from the field<br>

He was a drunk , womanizer and a troublemaker away from the field.<br><br>Shhhhh, but could pitch, hit and he roamed the Yankee outfield.<br><br><br>maribell

He was a drunk, womanizer and a troublemaker away from the field<br>Shhhhh, but could pitch, hit and he roamed the Yankee outfield.<br>And I heard after 2 weeks his johnson wasn't healed!<br>

Honeybee, honeybee where fore art thou?<br>how now brown cow<br>Please oh honeybee sting the brown cow now!

Honeybee, honeybee where fore art thou?<br>how now brown cow<br>Please oh honeybee sting the brown cow now!<br>First, clean up your mess with a good 'ol ShamWow.<br><br>

Through the teeth and over the gums<br>

Through the teeth and over the gums <br>

Through the teeth and over the gums <br>

Through the teeth and over the gums<br>Bob is playing the drums.<br>Watch out stomach, here it comes<br>Better have a few packs of Tums...

Out of a clear blue sky, like a lightning bolt,