The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Shiver me timbers, blow me down.<br>Arrr, a pirate looks silly when dressed like a clown

Shiver me timbers, blow me down.<br>Arrr, a pirate looks silly when dressed like a clown<br>"Have ya ever been to sea Billy"?.."No, but I've been blown ashore"!

Shiver me timbers, blow me down.<br>Arrr, a pirate looks silly when dressed like a clown<br>Left at the dock he took his sword &amp; the scowl on his face back into town.

Shiver me timbers, blow me down.<br>Arrr, a pirate looks silly when dressed like a clown<br>Left at the dock he took his sword &amp; the scowl on his face back into town<br>"Have ya ever been to sea Billy"?.."No, but I've been blown ashore"!

It's the Illinois Enema Bandit, I heard he's on the loooooooooose!<br>Stand against the wall or you may get a gooooooose!

It's the Illinois Enema Bandit, I heard he's on the loooooooooose!<br>Stand against the wall or you may get a gooooooose!<br>He's somewhat of an artist but he's no Chip Foose.

It's the Illinois Enema Bandit, I heard he's on the loooooooooose! <br> Stand against the wall or you may get a gooooooose! <br> He's somewhat of an artist but he's no Chip Foose. <br> As an infant Indian lad, he squirted in a Squaw's papoose... <br>

So you want to be a superstar, welcome to Hollywood<br>

Movin' to Montana soon, gonna be a dental floss tycoon,<br>Last gig was in Tennessee selling spittoons<br>Before that , he sold forks and spoons.<br>And parcels of land on the dark side of the moon

Norbert walked casually into the biker bar wearing a tutu and a pink leotard,