The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Belinda surreptitiously shifted her hips in the middle of the crowded K-mart,<br>what she didn't realize was while doing so out slipped a little fart....<br>Oh my , oh my, that was not smart.<br>It gave an ol' granny shopping quite a start! <br>

Drinketh the Beer, feed the gout<br>Thy swollen toe came from a glass of stout

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly

Drinketh the Beer, feed the gout<br>Thy swollen toe came from a glass of stout<br>Thou stubbed said toe and gave out a #*$&amp;^%% shout<br>

Drinketh the Beer, feed the gout <br> Thy swollen toe came from a glass of stout <br> Thou stubbed said toe and gave out a #*$&amp;^%% shout <br>

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly<br>Open yer head and fill yer belly

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly<br>Open yer head and fill yer belly<br>Chew on it while listening to Nelly<br>

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly<br>Open yer head and fill yer belly<br>Chew on it while listening to Nelly<br>Don't choke if ogling Regis' hot Kelly

Belinda surreptitiously shifted her hips in the middle of the crowded K-mart,

Belinda surreptitiously shifted her hips in the middle of the crowded K-mart,<br>what she didn't realize was while doing so out slipped a little fart....