The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Belinda surreptitiously shifted her hips in the middle of the crowded K-mart,<br>what she didn't realize was while doing so out slipped a little fart....<br>Oh my , oh my, that was not smart.<br><br><br>maribell

Have mercy,....been waitin' fer the bus all day....<br>Suckin' on a piece of straw to pass the time away<br>No one to talk to, and nothing really to say

Belinda surreptitiously shifted her hips in the middle of the crowded K-mart,<br>what she didn't realize was while doing so out slipped a little fart....<br>Oh my , oh my, that was not smart.<br>It gave an ol' granny shopping quite a start! <br>

Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.<br>

Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.<br>Ridin' in a rowboat with Sean Penn and both Sheens

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly<br>Open yer head and fill yer belly

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly<br>Open yer head and fill yer belly<br>Chew on it while listening to Nelly<br>

take some peanut butter &amp; add some grape jelly<br>Open yer head and fill yer belly<br>Chew on it while listening to Nelly<br>Don't choke if ogling Regis' hot Kelly

Have mercy,....been waitin' fer the bus all day....