The Progressive Poetry Thread!

My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>

I love you sweet leaf, and your surprise<br>'til others fall from the tree, revealing your lies<br>After smoking you, I can eat 4 apple pies.<br><br>maribell

My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,<br>That stuff is poison compared to what comes right from the 'rack',

I love you sweet leaf, and your surprise<br>'til others fall from the tree, revealing your lies<br>After smoking you, I can eat 4 apple pies.<br>And wonder why I have Roseann Barr thighs...<br>

Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>

(oooh, Scott you's a BAD BOY!! Bad boy!! BAD BOY!!!)<br><br>Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets

Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets<br>and not a school of swimming shallots<br>

Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets<br>and not a school of swimming shallots<br>You mean in a pool, many swimming Gene Shallots?

**** time out to note that it's Gene SHALIT so as not to be exactly the same word as the line before ***<br><br>time back in!

Bite the big apple...don't mind the maggots<br>But be very careful if it came from a nest of yellowjackets<br>and not a school of swimming shallots<br>You mean in a pool, many swimming Gene Shalits?<img height="18" src="http://redlinesonlinemessageboard.yuku.com/domain/bypass/images/thumbsup.gif" width="25" alt="image"><p> </p>