The Progressive Poetry Thread!

They call me Doctor Love<br>

They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove

They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove<br>Just some sweet push and shove<br>

My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>seems like only yesterday she was drinking similac,<br>That stuff is poison compared to what comes right from the 'rack',<br>Plus the real thing's available in a twin pack.

They call me Doctor Love<br>An' I don't need no glove<br>Just some sweet push and shove<br>to my lady, sweet as a dove.

Never said I was more than I am,

Never said I was more than I am,<br>Watching Cass Elliot eat that sandwich made of ham<br>

Never said I was more than I am,<br>Watching Cass Elliot eat that sandwich made of ham<br>or so you think but I believe it's spam

Never said I was more than I am,<br>Watching Cass Elliot eat that sandwich made of ham<br>or so you think but I believe it's spam<br>You might be wrong, it could be lamb<br>

My baby drove up in a brand new, Cadillac,<br>