The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla, bla<br>Bla until you're raw<br>

That last poem was very witty<br>and only in the right frame of mind would you know it was about ti**y,<br>Quite impressive for a poem formed by committee.<br>For those who don't get it, what a pitty<br>

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!<br>And your gift better be a homerun...don't even try for bunts!

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.<br>She won't let you forget that, you'll feel like a dunce!<br>And your gift better be a homerun...don't even try for bunts!<br>because she's expecting the best so don't pull any stunts.

For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,

For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br><br><br>[this is sounding like a Stevie Wonder song!]

For once in my life I got a chance I'll take it,<br>This time, I know in my heart I'm gonna' make it,<br>So note to you, tail feathers, time to shake it,

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