The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Little Miss Muffet sat on Jimmy Buffet<br>Jimmy thought, could be worse, I'll just rough it.<br>Little Miss thought it a lot nicer than sitting on a tuffet<br>Later that night, Jimmy got mad and told her to 'stuff it!'

Gertrude always went out of her way to be audacious,

Gertrude always went out of her way to be audacious,<br>Like wearing bikinis though her abdomen was spacious

Gertrude always went out of her way to be audacious,<br>Like wearing bikinis though her abdomen was spacious<br>and with married men acted much too flirtatious

Gertrude always went out of her way to be audacious,<br>Like wearing bikinis though her abdomen was spacious<br>and with married men acted much too flirtatious <br>With that screaming body plus she was so vivacious

Damn the torpedoes - full speed ahead,

Damn the torpedoes - full speed ahead,<br>Avoid the depth charges...many sailors end up dead

Little Miss Muffet sat on Jimmy Buffet<br>Jimmy thought, could be worse, I'll just rough it.

Little Miss Muffet sat on Jimmy Buffet<br>Jimmy thought, could be worse, I'll just rough it.<br>Little Miss thought it a lot nicer than sitting on a tuffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on Jimmy Buffet<br>Jimmy thought, could be worse, I'll just rough it.<br>Little Miss thought it a lot nicer than sitting on a tuffet<br>Later that night, Jimmy got mad and told her to 'stuff it!'