The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Stealing cars and doing dope, not necessarily in that order.<br>The kids a punk, unlike that nice guy Ricky Shroeder<br>Federales shot him dead just one mile from the border<br>And that ended his career, the dope smoking car hoarder!<br>

Getting knocked around in the ring like Hurricane Hank, my favorite Battling Top<br>My dad was a bad-ass in the ring too, he was a tough ol' Pop!

Getting knocked around in the ring like Hurricane Hank, my favorite Battling Top<br>My dad was a bad-ass in the ring too, he was a tough ol' Pop!<br>But wait 'til UFC this eve', when the bloodletting just wont stop

Getting knocked around in the ring like Hurricane Hank, my favorite Battling Top<br>My dad was a bad-ass in the ring too, he was a tough ol' Pop!<br>But wait 'til UFC this eve', when the bloodletting just wont stop<br>unlike the NWO and the WWF this blood ain't no prop!

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife<br>Though it could be worse, I could be Barney Fife

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife<br>Though it could be worse, I could be Barney Fife<br>If I quit my job and snuffed out my wife, I could have a pretty good life.

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife<br>Though it could be worse, I could be Barney Fife<br>If I quit my job and snuffed out my wife, I could have a pretty good life.<br>Until my mother in law took care of me with a knife...<br>

If Della Reese was the star of "Grease"

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