The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Getting knocked around in the ring like Hurricane Hank, my favorite Battling Top<br>My dad was a bad-ass in the ring too, he was a tough ol' Pop!<br>But wait 'til UFC this eve', when the bloodletting just wont stop

Getting knocked around in the ring like Hurricane Hank, my favorite Battling Top<br>My dad was a bad-ass in the ring too, he was a tough ol' Pop!<br>But wait 'til UFC this eve', when the bloodletting just wont stop<br>unlike the NWO and the WWF this blood ain't no prop!

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife<br>Though it could be worse, I could be Barney Fife

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife<br>Though it could be worse, I could be Barney Fife<br>If I quit my job and snuffed out my wife, I could have a pretty good life.

I got sick of my job, sick of my wife<br>Though it could be worse, I could be Barney Fife<br>If I quit my job and snuffed out my wife, I could have a pretty good life.<br>Until my mother in law took care of me with a knife...<br>

If Della Reese was the star of "Grease"

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If Della Reese was the star of "Grease"<br>.<br>Take her out to a good dinner then hope to get a piece...

If Della Reese was the star of "Grease" <br>Take her out to a good dinner then hope to get a piece...<br>You'll have to pay her a lot cause she's behind on her lease