The Progressive Poetry Thread!

So what of this diet war between Marie Osmond &amp; Valerie Bertinelli,<br>Soon one of 'em's going to wind up with a concave belly,<br>I think they are both sweet as toast with jelly<br>And I bet they were both a conquest of Nelly

There was a green Camaro that was fake.

There was a green Camaro that was fake.<br>Debated for days, just for discussion's sake

There was a green Camaro that was fake.<br>Debated for days, just for discussion's sake<br>Looks like the seller might have Milo on the take<br>

There was a green Camaro that was fake.<br>Debated for days, just for discussion's sake<br>Looks like the seller might have Milo on the take<br>"But you're wrong! It's a proto, made on an employee's break!"

Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease<br>But for not much longer, the monitor does tease<br>Not what I want to watch, it does not appease<br>I'm currently taking courses to teach English in Belize. (which is funny, because I am!)

The bruise had more colors that a thisissand masterpiece.<br>

Some days it's hard to know what to believe

Some days it's hard to know what to believe<br>So I go out cycling, some mindless thinking to achieve

Some days it's hard to know what to believe<br>So I go out cycling, some mindless thinking to achieve<br>or extra vacation days from work are always nice to receive