The Progressive Poetry Thread!

So what of this diet war between Marie Osmond &amp; Valerie Bertinelli,<br>Soon one of 'em's going to wind up with a concave belly,<br>I think they are both sweet as toast with jelly<br>

So what of this diet war between Marie Osmond &amp; Valerie Bertinelli,<br>Soon one of 'em's going to wind up with a concave belly,<br>I think they are both sweet as toast with jelly<br>And I bet they were both a conquest of Nelly

There was a green Camaro that was fake.

There was a green Camaro that was fake.<br>Debated for days, just for discussion's sake

There was a green Camaro that was fake.<br>Debated for days, just for discussion's sake<br>Looks like the seller might have Milo on the take<br>

There was a green Camaro that was fake.<br>Debated for days, just for discussion's sake<br>Looks like the seller might have Milo on the take<br>"But you're wrong! It's a proto, made on an employee's break!"

The bruise had more colors that a thisissand masterpiece.<br>

Cursader Rabbit had this habit,<br>Oh, he was a wascally wabbit

The bruise had more colors that a thisissand masterpiece.<br>He earned it by beating my niece?<img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/smilies/shrug.gif" alt="image"><br>

<blockquote> <strong class="quote-title">PeepingScott wrote:</strong> <hr> The bruise had more colors that a thisissand masterpiece. <br> He earned it by beating my niece?<img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/smilies/shrug.gif" alt="image"><br></blockquote>(Actually, I tripped over a da*n bicycle in the dark. Now back to your regularly scheduled rhyming session...<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/tongue.gif" alt="image">)<br><br>