The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Rolling on the floor laughing,<br>has my boss considering a change in staffing<br>He's peering over my cube wall - hey, I invented a word, he's 'Giraffing'<br>"I don't pay you to giggle," he snarls. "Get back to your graphing!"<br><br><br>Edit: Hi-five for "giraffing". <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image">

As the "Crusher" would say, "Tried of your old TV then chrow it away".

3 Thumbs ups, with today's toil through, wer'e going county fairin' for pronto pups,<br>After chowing down a few, wash them down with Push-Ups.<br>Then it's off to the carousel to ride the horses with stirrups,<br>and upchuck a corndog in those spinning teacups. <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v327/shawn1569/smilies/ill_smiley.gif" alt="image">

<p>I love this thread, your opinion may differ...</p>

As the "Crusher" would say, "Tried of your old TV then chrow it away".<br>Black and white to color I will make you sway<br>

I love this thread, your opinion may differ...<br>Some find it as exciting as cleaning their floor with a Swiffer,

I love this thread, your opinion may differ...<br>Some find it as exciting as cleaning their floor with a Swiffer,<br>Posting here makes me want to win one for the Giffer

I love this thread, your opinion may differ...<br>Some find it as exciting as cleaning their floor with a Swiffer,<br>Posting here makes me want to win one for the Giffer<br>OUPHT! I juth caught ny tongue in her ziffer!

Before town council went a girl who was quite chesty

Before town council went a girl who was quite chesty<br>She jiggled up to the podium, where she made her request-y.