The Progressive Poetry Thread!

Before town council went a girl who was quite chesty<br>She jiggled up to the podium, where she made her request-y.<br>Tho' her cranium encased air, she gave it her best-y

Before town council went a girl who was quite chesty<br>She jiggled up to the podium, where she made her request-y.<br>Tho' her cranium encased air, she gave it her best-y<br>She talks of free land and vegetables that grow on tree's, a testament to her ill fated fantasy<br>

If I had a hammer<br>

If I had a hammer<br>I'd make such a clamor

If I had a hammer<br>I'd make such a clamor<br>but my wife would complain, damn'er

If I had a hammer<br>I'd make such a clamor<br>but my wife would complain, damn'er<br>and have me hauled off to the slammer.

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Rolling on the floor laughing,

Rolling on the floor laughing,<br>has my boss considering a change in staffing

Rolling on the floor laughing,<br>has my boss considering a change in staffing<br>He's peering over my cube wall - hey, I invented a word, he's 'Giraffing'