The Progressive Poetry Thread!

I have become comfortably numb

<p>Ehhh Capitain, ya got to give me some more time, I'm giving 'er all she's got,</p>

I have become comfortably numb<br>It's about heroin, only for the junkie and the dumb<br>

Ehhh Capitain, ya got to give me some more time, I'm giving 'er all she's got,<br>Stiletto heels, fishnet stockings and a silky lace garter, man is she hot!<br>

I have become comfortably numb<br>It's about heroin, only for the junkie and the dumb<br>You could harvest your own if you have a green thumb<br>

I have become comfortably numb<br>It's about heroin, only for the junkie and the dumb<br>You could harvest your own if you have a green thumb<br>If you know how to slice the bulb, you'll wanna sing and hum.<br>

Ehhh Capitain, ya got to give me some more time, I'm giving 'er all she's got,<br>Stiletto heels, fishnet stockings and a silky lace garter, man is she hot!<br>Eh, whatever Scotty, but this fine green alien girl she is not

<p>Ehhh Capitain, ya got to give me some more time, I'm giving 'er all she's got,</p>

**** time out *****<br><br>I just gotta' say here - I'm ASTOUNDED at the level of creativity that is still being displayed here after, what, almost 2,500 replies?!? AND the factthat they're still just as fun and fresh as day one.... I just get such a kick outta this thread, and I'm so humbly proud to have started all the fun!!<br><br>But you guys (it must be a guy thing... the gals have pretty much stayed away...) are ALL AWESOME!!!<br><br>Oh, and being the one who started it, I find my poetecizing skills way behind most others here... so I'm not even going to try and finish this poem, cuzit's TOO GOOD for me to mess up!!<br><br>**** time back in ****

Ehhh Capitain, ya got to give me some more time, I'm giving 'er all she's got,<br>Stiletto heels, fishnet stockings and a silky lace garter, man is she hot!<br>