The Progressive Poetry Thread!

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny<br>Hey, I'm the Captain. Why you shootin' me?

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny<br>Hey, I'm the Captain. Why you shootin' me?<br>Your actions will come under Davy Jones' scrutiny

Ehhh Capitain, ya got to give me some more time, I'm giving 'er all she's got,<br>Stiletto heels, fishnet stockings and a silky lace garter, man is she hot!<br>Eh, whatever Scotty, but this fine green alien girl she is not

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny<br>Hey, I'm the Captain. Why you shootin' me?<br>Your actions will come under Davy Jones' scrutiny<br>If Capt. Bly caught up w/ you he'd have you walkin' da plank now wouldn' 'e ( an act of desperation ' ' s, lol ).

<p>What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,</p>

<p>Cheers and applause for that!</p>

What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,<br>Don't like either NJ, I love them ladies that love to bare their wares<br>

**** time out *****<br><br>I just gotta' say here - I'm ASTOUNDED at the level of creativity that is still being displayed here after, what, almost 2,500 replies?!? AND the factthat they're still just as fun and fresh as day one.... I just get such a kick outta this thread, and I'm so humbly proud to have started all the fun!!<br><br>But you guys (it must be a guy thing... the gals have pretty much stayed away...) are ALL AWESOME!!!<br><br>Oh, and being the one who started it, I find my poetecizing skills way behind most others here... so I'm not even going to try and finish this poem, cuzit's TOO GOOD for me to mess up!!<br><br>**** time back in ****

What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,<br>Don't like either NJ, I love them ladies that love to bare their wares<br>(neither the bared nor the bears has hairs down theres) <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eek.gif" alt="image">