The Progressive Poetry Thread!

What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,<br>Don't like either NJ, I love them ladies that love to bare their wares<br>(neither the bared nor the bears has hairs down theres)<br>Hair or no hair...when the ladies are fictional, no one really cares!<br>

Ehhh Capitain, ya got to give me some more time, I'm giving 'er all she's got,<br>Stiletto heels, fishnet stockings and a silky lace garter, man is she hot!<br>Eh, whatever Scotty, but this fine green alien girl she is not<br>Alien or lady of the night, I really like looking at her a lot!

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny

Me thinks some of you are definitely twisted<br>

Me thinks some of you are definitely twisted<br>I hear there was a good movie about that...I must have missed it.<br>

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny<br>Hey, I'm the Captain. Why you shootin' me?

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny<br>Hey, I'm the Captain. Why you shootin' me?<br>Your actions will come under Davy Jones' scrutiny

There ain't no victory at sea unless it's mutiny<br>Hey, I'm the Captain. Why you shootin' me?<br>Your actions will come under Davy Jones' scrutiny<br>If Capt. Bly caught up w/ you he'd have you walkin' da plank now wouldn' 'e ( an act of desperation ' ' s, lol ).

<p>What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,</p>

<p>Cheers and applause for that!</p>