The Progressive Poetry Thread!

What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,<br>Don't like either NJ, I love them ladies that love to bare their wares<br>

Me thinks some of you are definitely twisted<br>I hear there was a good movie about that...I must have missed it.<br>If I were in it I'd of gotten an Oscar, I'm sure I would of Kissed it.

What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,<br>Don't like either NJ, I love them ladies that love to bare their wares<br>(neither the bared nor the bears has hairs down theres) <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/eek.gif" alt="image">

What's your preference, waxed dental floss or chewey gummy bears,<br>Don't like either NJ, I love them ladies that love to bare their wares<br>(neither the bared nor the bears has hairs down theres)<br>Hair or no hair...when the ladies are fictional, no one really cares!<br>

Me thinks some of you are definitely twisted<br>

Me thinks some of you are definitely twisted<br>I hear there was a good movie about that...I must have missed it.<br>

Me thinks some of you are definitely twisted<br>I hear there was a good movie about that...I must have missed it.<br>If I were in it I'd of gotten an Oscar, I'm sure I would of Kissed it.

Me thinks some of you are definitely twisted<br>I hear there was a good movie about that...I must have missed it.<br>If I were in it I'd of gotten an Oscar, I'm sure I would of Kissed it.<br>And be sittin in a gin joint somewhere knockin' 'em down two-fisted

Mary had a little Lambo, which she drove like she had no sense,

Mary had a little Lambo, which she drove like she had no sense,<br>it's no wonder she lost control and drove it straight through a fence.<br>So because the lady is dense, her Lambo is full of dents