The Progressive Poetry Thread!

A young lady once known as Chevy Honey<br><br>She sold her car 'cause she needed the money<br><br>And bought a Ford, which was rather funny<br><br>But Redline Johnny will tell you, THAT IS MONEY!<br>

Okay, I guess it's my turn:<br><br><br>There was this cool dude named Dave Espino<br>

There was this cool dude named Dave Espino<br>Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino

There was this cool dude named Dave Espino<br>Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino<br>With, I hear, a fist of bean-o.

There was this cool dude named Dave Espino<br>Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino<br>With, I hear, a fist of beano<br>And curse all the money spent, for all we know!<br><br>Geez, Fab. Could you come up with a harder word to rhyme with? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">

<blockquote> There was this cool dude named Dave Espino <br> Who would peruse his collection with a glass of vino <br> With, I hear, a fist of beano <br> And curse all the money spent, for all we know! <br><br> Geez, Fab. Could you come up with a harder word to rhyme with? <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image"></blockquote><img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/rotflol.gif" alt="image">Sorry about that, chief (Gregg), but you guys have the hardest part<br>coming up with that last line to resolve it!<br>I might've said: "And then off to the bank to count his $Green-O$".........<img src="http://forums.gottadeal.com/images/smilies/smilies/shrug.gif" alt="image">...I dunno, the rhythmic cadence of mine kinda sucks.<img src="http://smilies.vidahost.com/cwm/cwm/puke.gif" alt="">

Okay, I don't wanna hog the board, so this'll be my last<br>one to start until I get a chance to be the last to finish one.<br><br>Ayway,<br><br>There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth<br>

There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth<br>Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth<br>

There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth<br>Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth<br>and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth

<div class="scrolling"> <div> There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth <br> Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth <br> and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth <br> seems we've been chasing them since our own birth. <br><br> Tim </div> </div> <div> There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth <br> Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth <br> and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth <br> seems we've been chasing them since our own birth. <br><br> Tim </div> There was a bunch of Redliners from Earth <br> Who, as they aged, have a progressively increasing girth <br> and an obsession for discussing a toy's worth <br> seems we've been chasing them since our own birth. <br><br> Tim